Snooki Goes to NYU Law School ... Almost

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A New York University Law student recently had and pursued a brilliant idea - bring Nicole Polizzi (a.k.a. Snooki from the Jersey Shore cast) to a party at NYU.

For the low, low price of $2,000, the students learned from celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton that they could book a night to chill and party with Snookers.

Snooki, Jionni LaValle

Unfortunately, Perez unearthing that tidbit quickly caused her price to go up. Her booking fee rose to $5,000 the next week. The Situation commands $7,500.

The student first hatched the plan December 23. Since then, Snooki’s appearance fee skyrocketed well out of the NYU Law students' broke, academic league.

For $10,000, this could be yours for the night. That's right, you have to pay Nicole Polizzi that to get her to hang out. She should be paying you for such torture.

Snooki now commands serious dough - five figures - to do whatever it is she does. Namely wear unattractive outfits, get drunk and try to hook up with strangers.

Ones who may or may not knock her ass out at some point.

We're read a lot of crazy stuff, but this may take the cake. Ten thousand dollars for a guidette troll to act annoying and probably puke on the floor at 2 a.m.

If you're into that, it's not hard to find for free many a local watering hole. Being smart, the NYU crowd passed on Snooki. But you know someone will pay it.

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