It looks like Maddox Jolie-Pitt has something in common with... millions of other penis-based human beings.
The eight-year old son of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie has developed feelings for Kim Kardashian, as he attended last week's New Orleans Saints game with his father and was more interested in shots of Kim on the big screen than he was in shots on Brett Favre by defensive ends.
It sounds like Maddox wants to defend Kim's end, if you know what sources mean!
That's not how I suck on lollipops, daddy...
“He has a huge crush on Kim,” a family insider told OK! Weekly. “He thinks she is the most beautiful girl he’s ever seen. Well, he used the words ‘hottest girl’ to be exact.”
That's saying a lot for a guy that has likely seen Angelina Jolie in her underwear. It's also saying a lot of likely BS from a magazine that claims Pitt has reunited with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.
Still, friends claim Kardashian is flattered by Maddox’s affection. This is just what the Saints don't need: a reason for Reggue Bush to be distracted in the week leading up to the Super Bowl.