Happy 1st Birthday, Children of Octomom!

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One year ago today, Nadya Suleman spawned eight babies at the same time, etching a permanent place in celebrity news history and on local welfare rolls.

Detestable as this excuse for a human being is, it's not Noah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah or Jonah's fault. Happy birthday, kiddos!

We hope you enjoy your birthday cake today while mom "works" - she's slimming down for a bikini shoot courtesy of Star magazine. Hey, it's money.

Whatever she's doing, it seems to be working ...


Octomom has lost a lot of weight. And likely had some serious work done on her face. Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Yeesh. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for the scene at home? It's understandably chaotic.

"That place is a buzz," says Jeff Czech, attorney for Nadya Suleman. "There's constant cooking, constant cleaning, and if not cooking and cleaning, there's a baby in the kitchen sink, and Nadya's giving one of the kids a bath. It's a swirl of activity."

Naturally, Octofreak enjoys the help of three live-in nannies she probably relies on state aid to pay for at her La Habra, Calif., home. Hey, you gotta free up time to lose 145 pounds at the gum and score celebrity news magazine covers.

And so goes the life of the Octomom. So ... would you hit it?


dey need to take ha off warefare


Please make her go away. Why are we paying any attention to this parasite?


THey had a great time picking her apart on the Jane Valez Mitchell show last night. They were wondering how she can claim no plastic surgery since her stomach was HUGE before and had awful stretch marks on them. Now she miraculously has zero belly fat and not one remaining mark. Plus, like they said, how does she have time to work out 3 hours a day with 14 kids(or how ever many she has)? Plus where in the heck is she getting the money to support this family? Since, she doesn't work right? Plus, she denies work on her face yet those lips aren't normal. If you see pics of her from long ago, she looks different. She's a freak.


How can she afford abercrombie with all those kids?


She actually looks a lot like Jennifer Garner in this photo.


She looks scary as shit like something out of a horror movie. How do her kids sleep at night having to look at that face all day?

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