A Fart vs. A Cow: Tila Tequila Feuds with Kelly Osbourne

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Over the past few weeks, Tila Tequila has feuded with Casey Johnson's family, friends and ex-lovers.

She's seemingly used the death of her fiancee as a means toward promoting her record label, celebrity gossip blog and Twitter account.

Having sat back and watched the talentless model exploit Casey's death and act like a self-centered fool, Kelly Osbourne has finally had enough. She's alerted the world to her take on Tequila: girl is a total fart!

Indeed, matching ridiculous, immature Tweet for ridiculous, immature Tweet, Osbourne posted the following over the weekend:

Kelly Tweet

Snaps, yo!

Not one to just lie down (except for Shawne Merriman, Courtenay Semel and anyone that will get her in the news) when faced with a publicity op, Tila fired back at the former Dancing with the Stars contestant.

In the space of a few minutes, Tequila bashed Osbourne's teeth, ankles and need for a large tampon. It's brutal stuff:

Tila vs. Kelly

A Twitter war is not her style, Tila says? That's like a supermarket tabloid saying it hates to invent rumors about Brangelina.

Consider the two sides carefully, readers, and then decide: Are you on Team Kelly or Team Tila?

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Tila Tequila Biography

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Tila Tequila got famous via MySpace and used this fame pose for Playboy and Penthouse. She's also starred in the aptly named MTV reality... More »
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Tila Tequila Quotes

They are much hotter this time. Before season 1, I didn't know that I would be into the dikish kind of girls. I thought I was only into lipstick lesbians. But the show actually helped me open up and I realized that I do like the butchy girls a lot.

Tila Tequila [on season two contestants]

I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.

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