The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: December 3

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Welcome to the latest edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where readers send in the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity picture posted below!

It's simple to play: Look at the image, click comments and send in your caption(s). Post as many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce a winner.

Elin Nordegren, Children

That's it! Today's Caption Contest features - who else - Tiger and Elin Woods. What could the scorned wife and her cheating hubby be saying? You tell us ...

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Tiger - honey, your fangs are showing.
Ellen - then don't mess with the nanny from transylvania!

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"I said gimme the keys! You know my car is in the shop!"

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E: Tiger. How could you?
T: I promise babe. It won't happen again. Just please don't leave me.
E: I don't know.
T: I'll give you whatever you want.
E: okay. But let's go put it in writing and a check.

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Honey... I am getting ready to send off my clubs to be regripped,
but I can't find my 3 iron.

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Ouccchhh!!! That hurts! Please let go!!!

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E: stop growling at me tiger!
T: I never said I growled at you!

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E: you may be called tiger woods, but you are not a tiger in my point of view, and yes you went in the woods with some other girl tiger

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Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon...

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Elin: You cheat on me again, I'm gonna cut your balls off!
Tiger: I don't have any!!

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I swear you're my only hole-in-one!

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