George Clooney is the anti-Tiger Woods. While he was once married to Talia Balsam from 1989-1993, he vowed never to tie the knot again after it ended.
Why bother if you're gonna sleep with eight women (and counting)?
Somehow, though, George found himself tangled in Tiger's web of women this morning after a report in Us Weekly linked him to Woods' lover Jaimee Grubbs.
Yes, the VH1 Tool Academy chick who leaked the Tiger Woods voicemail. Clooney adamantly denies he hooked up with her, despite what Us is claiming today.
The magazine claims Grubbs had a concurrent, clandestine relationship with Clooney, most recently hooking up with him two months ago, a source dishes.
Grubbs herself was less forthcoming, only saying, "I know him." George, who's dating Elisabetta Canalis now, tells a different story in a response to E! News:
"He has never met her," Clooney's rep said.
Could Jaimee Grubbs have been sleeping with both of these fellas?
Looks like a case of he said, sleaze said. So who's lying here?
E! says it's highly unlikely they haven't met, as Grubbs previously worked a cocktail waitress at L.A.'s Stone Rose Lounge. Clooney's best friend Rande Gerber owns the celebrity hot spot, and Clooney is a frequent guest there.
According to a source, Jaimee Grubbs' relationship with George Clooney was not only real, it was well-known and not exactly a secret around town:
"The two had been seen out together in public long before the Tiger Woods scandal went down, but because nobody knew who Jaimee was at the time, nobody really made a note of it. All of her friends knew they were hooking up."
"She's shown her friends texts from his number," the source adds. "It didn't matter what Jaimee was doing. When George called, she came running."
Again, even if that were true, at least George isn't married with two little kids. It's not a stretch to say that makes it considerably worse for Woods.