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We hate you, George Clooney!

Okay, that's not true at all. The actor actually seems extremely nice, funny and humble and is quite talented.

But recent photos of girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis just drive home one very simple point: Clooney is the luckiest man alive.

He's like John Mayer, minus all the douchebag qualities. Only Derek Jeter rivals Clooney's ability to pull tail, leave tail after a period of time and never receive a shred of criticism from the pieces of tail he's left behind.

We could all learn a lot from this man.

Click on the pics of Canalis in Maxim below. You'll be ever so glad you did...

George Clooney is the world's most eligible bachelor.

Of course, Elisabetta Canalis is doing all she can to change that, as the Italian, large-breasted model has been dating the actor since July.

He seems happy with her, which is a change from some of Clooney's past romances. He admitted as much to Great Britain's The Daily Mirror last week:

"I’ve had some absolutely great relationships and some not so great relationships. I’ve been in some relationships where I’ve felt terribly alone. Just because you’re with someone it doesn’t mean you’re incredibly happy and complete."

Clooney meant no offense, of course, to exes Renee Zellweger, Kelly Preston, DeDee Pfeiffer, Kimberly Russell, Brooke Langton, Taylor Howard, Krista Allen, Jennifer Siebel, Lisa Snowdon and Sarah Larson.

Unlike certain other celebrities (cough... cough... Jennifer Aniston...), Clooney doesn't think his love life is anything unique.

“I’ve had some easy and natural, made-sense breakups as well as some rough ones... I don’t think my experiences are any different than anybody else’s, they’ve just been amplified a little more.”

What a refreshing outlook on life as a celebrity. Clooney doesn't pretend to be any more insightful or important than anyone out there when it comes to dating.

He may be the most perfect human being on the planet.

By the time you finish reading this short article, George Clooney may have found a new girlfriend.

For now, however, he's dating actress Elisabetta Canalis; and, according to a close, famous pal, the couple is great together.

"She is a really, really wonderful woman," Matt Damon told People this week. "It's nice to see my friend so happy."

For now, Elisabetta Canalis is the latest hottie on the handsome arm of George Clooney.

Damon must also be happy with his showing so far in a one-on-one matchup with Clooney. With which of these studs would you prefer to sleep? Let us know!

Always one of our favorite celebrity babies, Jayden James Federline, spawn of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline has now graduated to celebrity toddler status.

Not that you would know it, as mama Britney Spears still makes him wear a pacifier sometimes. Kid is 3. We're just saying, it's a little bit weird, Brit-Brit. C'mon.

Britney's parenting aside, Jayden James has been a THG favorite since he was brought into this world on this day in 2006 (and we thought he was Sutton Pierce).

Here's a photo tribute to the little man:

Jayden James' brother, Sean Preston Federline, turns four Monday.

Also celebrating birthdays today? Awesome singer Jennifer Hudson, and awesome-looking George Clooney girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis! She's not unattractive. No.

We've been hearing the rumors.

Beginning in late July, people began speculating that George Clooney was seeing Elisabetta Canalis nude. This was pretty much established as (lucky) fact.

Well, now he's gone public with his new flame, putting any doubts to rest.

Well, going public is a stretch. They keep a low profile, but aren't hiding.

Here's George Clooney with his (bandaged) arm around her in Italy:

The day before the premiere of his movie, Men Who Stare at Goats, the couple made an arrival at the Venice Film Festival in the famed European city.

Italian papers gushed over the pair they're calling "the next Brangelina."

That's a tad premature, as there's no good nickname potential (Canalooney? Gebetta?) and they haven't created many kids and become the subject of constant cheating rumors, but it's an apt comparison in terms of beauty.

In any case, Clooney and the woman better known to local media as "La Canalis" or simply "Eli" have been inseparable the past three weeks.

Clooney was introduced to his new love interest in Rome, but apparently "carried a torch for Eli" even while still dating now-ex Sarah Larson.

Larson became the first girlfriend to accompany the perpetual bachelor and ladies' man to the Oscars. Will Elisabetta Canalis be the next?!

Dreams can come true, they can happen to you, if you're young and drop dead gorgeous...

According to a reliable source - private chef Michele Gargani - Elisabetta Canalis isn't exactly dating George Clooney by accident; the Italian model has had her sights set on the movie star since 2007, when she first saw him in person.

“Elisabetta was with a group of friends, and they were all speaking Italian,” Gargani told In Touch Weekly. “She went on and on about how she loved being in Hollywood, but that her dream was to meet and date George Clooney.”

For many men out there, the dream is to see Elisabetta Canalis nude. This can be accomplished by renting the 2007 movie Virgin Territory. She portrays a topless nun in it.

You're welcome, fellas.

If you could see our staff right now, you'd notice that each of us has taken our hats off.

For what reason?

To salute George Clooney.

The serial dater and beloved bachelor has made no secret of his enjoyment of the single life. Nor should he.

Clooney's latest bed post notch is Italian model Elisabetta Canalis. We've tracked down the following, old modeling shots of the beauty and it's safe to say that, by George, the actor has done it again!

Whether she is accentuating her cleavage or dressing as Snow White, Elisabetta Canalis is gorgeous.

"I have now become more fussy about who I date. And in any case my future boyfriend will have to share my bed with [her mini Doberman] Piero, too," Canalis recently told Italian magazine Tu. "Before in love I used to play much more, now I don't want to waste any more time with wrong relationships. I just want someone who can make me find tranquility. I want to get home and find a person who can make me feel good."

Lord knows Clooney can do that!

You better read this post quickly - because George Clooney may have moved on to a new woman by the time it's over.

For now, at least, the serial dater has snagged Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis as his new gal pal.

The pair met in Italy, where resides for most of the year in a villa on Lake Como.

Canalis is a 30-year old actress that has played small roles in blockbuster comedies such as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Virgin Territory. She also hosts the Italian version of Total Request Live.

Radar Online first reported the hook-up, and has provided a grainy photo of the new couple.

But we prefer this shot of Elisabetta Canalis, for two obvious reasons.