Amy Winehouse could be facing a police investigation for assault after she allegedly attacked a theater staffer at a holiday show in England Saturday.
According to the Sun (UK), this incident was impressive, even for the high standards of the ex-wife (and the soon-to-be-wife) of Blake Fielder-Civil:
OH YES SHE DID! Parents and kids were shocked as the singer - during Cinderella - kept heckling the cast, shouting: "He's f**king behind you."
OH NO SHE DIDN'T! Wrecked Amy would not sit down as she blocked the view of families by standing up in the stalls and walking along rows.
OH YES SHE DID! She called out for half an hour, yelling: "F**k Cinders, Prince Charming, marry me!" and branding the Ugly Sisters "bitches."
OH NO SHE DIDN'T! Winehouse refused to be ushered to a box after intermission and allegedly launched herself at front-of-house manager Richard Pound - she allegedly pulled his hair, punched him and kicked him between the legs.
Another day, more drama for Wino. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
That about sums it up, doesn't it? At that point two people who arrived with Amy Winehouse carried her out. But Pound decided to call the cops.
Amy went to the show to see pal Anthony Kavanagh - a reality TV star standing in as Prince Charming for regular Ben Adams, of boy band A1.
A backstage source said: "Anthony brought Amy to impress the cast with his showbiz connections. But it backfired badly." The source added Winehouse was "like a demonic child" and made kids in the 1,400-strong audience cry.
She also upset star Anthea Turner when the two met: "She was so spaced out and told Anthea, 'I love you, Anthea, sticky-back plastic, I love you.'"
"It got worse as Amy had a cut on her wrist and bled all over Anthea."
No arrest has been made ... yet.
Amy's epic performance came just three days after Blake Fielder-Civil said both he and Amy were off drugs and planned to wed. What a great plan.