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Say it ain't so (but we wouldn't doubt anything regarding this twosome): Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are planning to remarry, according to reports.

The troubled singer proposed to her ex-hubby and he said ... well, he agreed. He told a friend that "we both know we've only ever been divorced on paper."

"This is the right thing to do."

If that's right, we don't even wanna know what wrong is. But we may find out soon enough, as she reportedly wore a ring on her engagement finger Friday.

Blake, who has been tied to numerous women, including stripper Lauren McDermott, teenager Francesca Moralee and fellow inmate/possible baby mama Gilleen Morris, since his relationship with Amy hit the skids, has vowed to stay faithful.

Amy and Blake in happier, drug-addled times.

"I'm not going to go near anyone else," said Blake on getting back together with Wino. "I discussed it with Amy. She understood we had to try and move on."

"I think deep down she always knew we'd tie the knot again."

Blake celebrated with a friend over a beer, telling the chap that "It's the engagement ring I gave Amy the first time. I think it cost £2,000 from Tiffany."

"We've been talking on the phone 5-6 times a day. On Friday she told me she was going to put the engagement ring on." She apparently wasn't kidding.

As for their recent online "engagement," Blake says: "We'd changed our status on Facebook to married a few weeks back but that was more for a laugh."

"This is the real deal."

God help us.

Three months after they divorced, the worst fears of the city of London (and wherever else the terrible tandem may grace with its presence) have been confirmed:

Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil are back together.

The former junkies have updated their status on Facebook to say they are married again. Blake also wrote: "Can't argue with true love. What's the point?"

While their "marriage" may not be legally true, their intentions to begin swapping bodily fluids and hypodermic needles together again are obvious.

Who can argue with true love, indeed.

The reunion is the latest in a series of ups and downs for the paid, whose marriage ended in July when he was granted a divorce on grounds of Amy's infidelity.

However, the pair kept in contact by email and were reunited after 14 months apart. Blake was released from prison earlier this year and rehab in September.

The outlook for Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil? Hazy. Literally.

Right after Blake got out, Amy's dad Mitch caught them in bed at her home in Hadley Wood, North London. He kicked Blake's ass out, but the pair are thought to have been flirting on Facebook via a page Amy set up for her cat Shirley. Purrrr!

The couple has not been spotted in public together in weeks, and in fact, it was reported that Blake Fielder-Civil was smitten with stripper Lauren McDermott.

Amy was rumored to be dating boxing champion George Foreman's son. We don't know which one, as he many sons, all of whom are named George. Really.

In any case, Amy and Blake have been rendezvousing on the sly of late.

A source said Sunday evening, in light of the Facebook declaration that they are an official item again: "Amy's family, especially Mitch, will be furious."

"They have been so happy with her progress and are terrified that if she gets back together with Blake she will immediately fall back into drugs again."

Yup, pretty much. But it should be entertaining, at least.

Amy Winehouse is suing Blake Fielder-Civil's mom, Georgette. Man. Just imagine the awkward silences at holidays once they get back together, which you know they will. Like Chuck and Blair on Gossip Girl, Amy and Blake are inevitable.

And likely under the influence of drugs at all times.

As the songstress reportedly pines for her ex-husband, her relationship with her former mother-in-law, always strained at best, hasn't exactly thawed.

An $80,000 lawsuit Wino filed against Georgette Fielder-Civil for selling one of her love notes to Blake to a tabloid newspaper likely won't help matters.

The grounds for said lawsuit? Copyright infringement. A source close to the star says: “Amy was furious the private letter was used to make money.”

Hopefully the trauma will help Amy Winehouse write some decent songs for the much-anticipated new album which she is totally not working on.

As for Blake Fielder-Civil, does Amy really want to make it work?

After her surprisingly lucid appearance at the V Festival in England, A-Dubs told the UK Daily Mirror that she and Blake can still "make" their broken romance work even though Blake is having a love child with rehab fling Gilleen Morris.

News of Amy and Blake's reunion emerged last week after it was revealed she has been in contact over Facebook with the junkie, ostensibly as her cat.

Don't even ask.

Blake Fielder-Civil later said Amy called him at his rehab facility begging to fix their shattered relationship. Cross your fingers, people. Cross them hard.

Two years, a few tears, many beers, even more jeers and one divorce later, Amy Winehouse is (supposedly) heading back to the city where it all began.

It seems like only yesterday when Amy Winehouse married Blake Fielder-Civil on short notice in Miami. Now she's going back there to work on her music.

Don't hold your breath for her long-awaited third album.

The move comes after Amy was cleared of assaulting Sherene Flash last month, paving the way for her to score a U.S. visa and cross the Atlantic.

Tell Kari Ann Peniche to hide the crack.

Winehouse is planning to visit Salaam Remi's Florida studio to get back to work on her follow-up to the commercially and critical smash Back to Black.

But pals are worried that her return to Miami will help rekindle her romance with Blake Fielder-Civil, who already been romancing Amy on Facebook.

A source said: "Amy is looking forward to getting out to Miami again to finish the album with Salaam, as he was so good on Back To Black."

Our sentiments exactly.

"It's a place that means a lot to her and she feels it could really provide some inspiration for new material. All her friends are worried though. She has mentioned that she might meet [Blake] when he gets out of rehab in Sheffield."

"Even more worrying is the fact that she has been feeling broody. That would be the ultimate disaster - the spawn of Blake Fielder-Civil."

"Her dad, Mitch, is already going ballistic about rumblings of a reunion."

Blake, after all, is the man who got her hooked on crack cocaine and heroin, and did time for assault and bribery. He also may have knocked up Gilleen Morris in rehab. Suffice it to say, BFC is not an upstanding character.

Amy does have unfinished musical business in America.

Wino is also said to be working with Snoop Dogg of all people. They have "three tracks in the offing" which "ran out of steam in a green cloud of weed and a mountain of Monster Munch." We're not sure what that means, but it's hilarious.

Amy Winehouse is quite the cat's meow on Facebook, at least according to Blake Fielder-Civil. Wait until you hear why we chose that particular expression.

According to multiple British celebrity gossip tabloids, the "Rehab" crooner has been chatting away ... under her cat Shirley's social networking profile.

Shirley's #1 "friend" is none other than Wino's ex, Blake Fielder-Civil.

The two were granted a provisional divorce last month following their tumultuous two-year union. Their legal divorce is set to be finalized on August 28.

Amy has been on "vacation" from December-August in St. Lucia, while Blake Fielder-Civil has been cleaning up in rehab. We've heard that before.

Amy and Blake have reconnected on Facebook, however, thanks to Shirley.

According to reports, Shirley has posted several status updates, including one in which she says she loves "Sailor," a known nickname Amy has for her ex.

Blake, who has been relentlessly trashing Wino in the tabloids lately, has an evolving relationship status on his profile, starting with the "single" declaration when he first joined, followed by "it's complicated," and now "married." Obviously.

If there were any doubt that there's somethin' a brewin' between the former lovers and spouses, all you have to do is see Shirley's latest "purr" to Blake:

"Sailor, sort it you're her co-hort. consort still. as you both know you're unswerving. just as much as you're deserving."

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

Apparently getting paid by the word to trash Amy Winehouse in celeb gossip tabloids across Britain, Blake Fielder-Civil's latest revelations involve his former wife cheating throughout their marriage - with four different dudes, as a matter of fact.

Fielder-Civil claims Wino has confessed all of this.

"There may be others. But if there are, she hasn't told me," Blake says.

We would feel sorry for the man, but then again, he has already confessed this week to getting her hooked on heroin, and spent most of their union in jail.

Oh, and the fact that he started dating teenage Francesca Morralee before a divorce was even final, and is said to have knocked up Gilleen Morris in rehab.

Guess it takes a cracked-out serial adulterer to know a serial adulterer.

If Blake Fielder-Civil and Amy Winehouse couldn't make the sacred union of marriage work, how are the rest of us supposed to hold out hope? [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Continuing his throw-Amy-Winehouse-under-the-bus-for-money media tour, Blake Fielder-Civil says his ex once stole cocaine from Kate Moss, among other things.

Yesterday, he heroically recalled saving her from overdosing. Today, he's not painting Amy - or himself - in a very good light, but his stories sure are entertaining.

Blake said he and Amy Winehouse were partying with the skinny supermodel in New York when A-Dubs went into her purse and pocketed two grams of the drug.

They were mingling with other models and Hollywood stars in a private suite at the city’s Gramercy Park Hotel. Then Winehouse yoinked the coke and they boned.

He said: "Kate told Amy to get a $10 out of her handbag to snort lines with. But Amy found two grams of cocaine in there – so she nicked them. We did some in the toilets and had sex, but we did the rest in front of everyone."

Moss "was so drunk she never noticed it was missing," says Blake.

Blake Fielder-Civil's latest Amy Winehouse stories involve getting her hooked on heroin and bogarting cocaine from anorexic model Kate Moss. [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Fielder-Civil, 27, who married Winehouse, 25, in May 2007 but officially divorced her 11 days ago, said she got addicted to heroin after her first hit.

He said Amy first tried the Class A drug during one of their "mad nights" in an east London hotel room way back in 2006 after watching him take it.

"We had a bottle of pink champagne and had sex and were lying on the bed. I’d been smoking heroin on my own but never in front of her," he said.

"I got a bit for myself and she looked at me and said, 'can I have some?' I was out of my mind on drugs and I said, 'of course.' She inhaled the heroin and then just sat back, smiled, and her eyes went a bit funny. She said, 'I can see why you take this.'"

But Fielder-Civil claims they £7,000 a week on drugs, and within weeks, she was begging him to buy more, before she allegedly moved on to crack.

Kate Moss was unavailable for comment.

Blake Fielder-Civil was today reported to have been sent back to rehab after failing another drugs test, which is a direct breach of his parole terms.

Amy Winehouse's ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil, is apparently still around.

He is also apparently doing what he can to cash in on his final moments of fame by describing how he feared his wife was dying in his arms during a bender.

Fielder-Civil, who was granted a divorce from her on grounds of her adultery on July 16, told The Sun how Amy went into a seizure and stopped breathing.

He recalled: "She started having a fit on the bed. She slid down on to the floor before I could stop her. She started quivering and it suddenly grew into like a full-blown epileptic fit. I was panicking. I didn't know know how to help her."

He later notes, "I was out of it on drugs as well."

The heroic Blake Fielder-Civil described how he put the songstress into the recovery position, pulling her tongue out of her mouth to stop her biting it.

He added: "I knelt over her as she kept on fitting. But then suddenly she just passed out and stopped breathing. It was the most frightening thing I had ever seen. I felt sure I was watching her die right in front of me."

It was a match made in the crack dens of London heaven. [Photo: Fame]

"I didn't know how to save her. I held her to me. I thought she was dying in my arms. But I managed to open her mouth and breathe air down her throat."

"At first nothing happened. So I did it again. I was feeling for a pulse because I thought her heart might have stopped. Then she spluttered - and I saw her chest rise. I was sobbing and panicking but I just felt this huge relief that she was alive."

Blake Fielder-Civil continued describing how Amy Winehouse, slipping in and out of consciousness, was unable to recognize him and called out for more drugs, before a friend called a taxi to take her to hospital, where she was placed on IVs.

Reflecting on Winehouse's troubled life, her ex-husband said:

"It's just a shame because she's very funny, very clever and she's very loving. I can think of all these good points about her. But she just put everything going for her - all that talent and personality - and hid them behind drink and drugs."

The tumultuous two-year marriage of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil has officially come to an end after a hearing in a courtroom in London today.

As one of 25 couples seeking to dissolve their marriages, Fielder-Civil was granted the divorce from Winehouse in a hearing that lasted all of 75 seconds.

The grounds? The songbird's admitted adultery, according to court papers.

Neither Amy Winehouse nor Blake Fielder-Civil were on hand at Court Three of the High Court Family Division in London as the divorce was granted.

In a question-and-answer format, the court's papers show that it was Blake Fielder-Civil who filed to dissolve the fairy-tale union. Asked if he finds it "intolerable" to live with Winehouse, he replies, "Yes." Hard to blame the guy.

Asked to "state briefly your reasons for saying that the respondent has committed the adultery alleged," Blake Fielder-Civil said, "The Respondent confessed the adultery in April 2008." Wonder who the other man was?

For Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil, being married sure was good while it lasted. And by good, we mean drug-riddled and nearly fatal. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

The papers show they have not lived in the same household since that date. Mostly because Blake served much of the last two years behind bars. Details.

In her response, Winehouse is asked if she admitted "the adultery alleged in the petition." She answers a simple "yes." She never intended to defend this.

The couple married in Miami May 2007.

Talk of a divorce surfaced in January, when Fielder-Civil signaled he would start proceedings. The singer initially said she would not let it happen.

Then rumors broke that Blake knocked up Gilleen Morris in rehab, and was at the same time boning a teenager named Francesca Morralee. It was about that point in which Amy probably realized divorcing Blake might not be the end of the world.

Here's a look back at some of their most magical moments ...

Amy Winehouse’s mother Janis has accused the troubled singer's estranged and drug-addled husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, of being a regular Heather Mills.

As in a useless putz who mines hard for riches from a beloved English musician.

Earlier this year, Fielder-Civil filed for divorce from the Back To Black hitmaker on the grounds of adultery, after he saw photos of her St. Lucia vacation.

The pics showed her canoodling with numerous men, including Josh Bowman.

However, Blaaaaaaake's case weakened to say the least after recent reports revealed that he knocked up Gilleen Morris, an unemployed heroin addict who was being treated alongside him at the Phoenix Future rehab center.

Blake is supposedly demanding a paternity test, but Winehouse’s mother says that because of this recent development, she would not be dazed if Blake Fielder-Civil attempts to make demands for big bucks from Amy during the divorce.

"It sounds like [Blake's] hands are outstretched not only for himself, but for this person he's made pregnant. To me it seems like a case of "let's get our hands out for the money,” The UK's Daily Star quotes Janis as saying.

Janis also revealed that Blake’s knocking up Gilleen Morris (and dating Francesca Morralee, 17) came as a shock to Amy, who still wanted to work it out.

"Amy did everything she could to get back from St. Lucia to support him, and he's doing that. It's a blow," Janis said, and she doesn't mean coke.

"She was clearly devastated. He's divorcing her for adultery but what about this? I think it's just a case of Blake's showing his true colors now.”