This is our favorite supermarket tabloid tradition:
Not only do these celebrity gossip magazines invent sources and articles, they actually use the first person on cover stories to pretend as though the stars themselves have provided interviews and confirmation.
Our favorite example: when OK! Weekly touted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as giving readers a tour of "our home." Not a word was actually uttered by either actor in the article itself.
The same applies to the latest issue of this rag, as you can rest assured that neither Taylor Swift nor Taylor Lautner are quoted as saying they're in love.
Let us save you the cover price: the publication has no new information on Taylor Squared. For free, you can read all about their hockey game date and Swift's kind words about Lautner on The Hollywood Gossip.
Let us also save you the trouble of wondering about whether or not Rob and Kristen are "back on track." (They were never off track); or whether Glee stars Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith are dating. (They aren't.)
Also, Khloe Kardashian has no "baby news." There. Aren't you glad THG is around?