While welcoming a child into the world is typically a joyous occasion, we doubt Kourtney Kardashian is kounting down the days until she's a mother.
After all, it will mean a lot less time milking the pregnancy for every ounce of attention and drop of money possible.
But at least Kourtney is squeezing in as much publicity as she can in her final few weeks, gracing the cover of two supermarket tabloids this week.
Kendra and Kourtney are ready to pose with their baby bumps on magazine covers. But are they prepared to be parents?
In an interview with Life & Style, Kourt dishes on Scott Disick, the baby daddy that she pretended to break up with in order to create reality TV drama she's had problems with over the years.
"It was hard," she said. "There was so much negative energy. But this is the father of my baby - I needed everyone to just get over it."
The tension "was really intense for a few months," Kourtney added, but then the script called for a reconciliation and she said:
"I feel like if that stuff hadn't happened, things wouldn't feel as good as they do today."
Well, sure. With Kardashian on the cover of numerous tabloids and featured in more entertainment news stories that sister Kim, can you blame her for feeling so good?