This just in: Kourtney Kardashian will eventually have her baby!
Step-father Brunce Jenner assures fans that there's no chance the socialite will remain knocked up forever. He told E! News:
"I have great confidence she will get through this - that baby will be born."
While phrased oddly at first, Jenner was actually offering a few words of warning for Kourtney, adding: "Then the real tough stuff starts for her. You've got a little baby there for 24 hours a day, for the next 20 years!"
It's actually closer to 18 years for most parents, Bruce. But you don't have any experience with your children actually attending college.
As for Kourtney, she's sick of packing on pounds.
"I weigh myself every day," she said. "I've gained 26 pounds since getting pregnant... I can't wait to sit down already. It's hard carrying extra weight."
Perhaps she should have thought of that before having unprotected sex with shady boyfriend Scott Disick.
Perhaps, also, she shouldn't look at this miraculous bundle of upcoming joy as "extra weight." Seriously. This kid is doomed.
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November 6th, 2009 4:05 PM
Sounds like she's clueless. It'll be interesting to see how she reacts when the baby is born. It's all cute and nice but it's alot of work, she'll probably end up hiring a nanny or something.
November 6th, 2009 4:20 PM
I don't think she meant the baby any harm when she referred to the amount of weight she has gained as "extra", she was referring to the numbers compared to her previous weight....If you have always been petite, the sudden increase in disproportioned weight can be very hard & uncomfortable, this is a given...It does not mean that she regrets getting preggers, as most women have said and felt this way during pregnancy. With the firstborn, it is all about discovery and each day brings forth new revelations...some good & some uncomfortable...all in all, it is a beautiful miracle that some jerks will never understand or comprehend.
November 6th, 2009 5:24 PM
More or less most of pregant women say the same things don't they? I think it is a normal thing to feel in this situation...
November 6th, 2009 6:07 PM
You really need to hire better interns...Kourney is the one that is pregnant, not Khloe. Update your headline!
November 7th, 2009 11:19 AM
she looks sick in that picture... like the pukey kind of sick
November 7th, 2009 2:24 PM
wow she is HUGE now :|
i never seen this coming either, this fam is full of surprizes
November 11th, 2009 4:42 PM
This just in: Kourtney Kardashian will eventually have her baby!
LOVE IT!!!
November 20th, 2009 5:19 AM
This website is so immature. Do you really have nothing else better to do than sit here and type rude stuff like "The baby is doomed." over Kourtney Kardashian? When I was pregnant, I worried about my weight gain ALL THE TIME. It's perfectly normal! Wow, sounds like you need a new job other than sitting on the computer and critcizing Kourtney! I'm sure she will be a great mother! Also, who cares if she had unprotected sex? Since when is it anyone else's business besides KOURTNEY AND SCOTTS?! Also to say "But you don't have any experience with your children actually attending college." Really? I'm pretty sure they're smart considering the Kardashian sisters have a business of their own. Talk about college? Did you go to college to sit on a computer and talk crap about celebrities because you have nothing else better to do? Yeah, sounds like you've got some experience. Kourtney is 30 years old, with plenty of money to give her baby everything it wants and needs! So how about you really think through what you're going to type about, BEFORE you type about it. Okay, thanks :)