Bruce Jenner Confirms: Kourtney's Baby Will Be Born!

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This just in: Kourtney Kardashian will eventually have her baby!

Step-father Brunce Jenner assures fans that there's no chance the socialite will remain knocked up forever. He told E! News:

Hi, Kourt

"I have great confidence she will get through this - that baby will be born."

While phrased oddly at first, Jenner was actually offering a few words of warning for Kourtney, adding: "Then the real tough stuff starts for her. You've got a little baby there for 24 hours a day, for the next 20 years!"

It's actually closer to 18 years for most parents, Bruce. But you don't have any experience with your children actually attending college.

As for Kourtney, she's sick of packing on pounds.

"I weigh myself every day," she said. "I've gained 26 pounds since getting pregnant... I can't wait to sit down already. It's hard carrying extra weight."

Perhaps she should have thought of that before having unprotected sex with shady boyfriend Scott Disick.

Perhaps, also, she shouldn't look at this miraculous bundle of upcoming joy as "extra weight." Seriously. This kid is doomed.

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Hire a nanny? She's been interviewing Nanny's now for a couple of months!
I'm sure the nanny will be in the delivery room with her. God forbid she have to change it!

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Sad day!! I wish she could stay like this forever. She is so sexy with her big belly!

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This just in: Kourtney Kardashian will eventually have her baby! LOVE IT!!!

Callmetaylor

wow she is HUGE now :|
i never seen this coming either, this fam is full of surprizes

Robsessed

she looks sick in that picture... like the pukey kind of sick

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You really need to hire better interns...Kourney is the one that is pregnant, not Khloe. Update your headline!

Mysecretesin

More or less most of pregant women say the same things don't they? I think it is a normal thing to feel in this situation...

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I don't think she meant the baby any harm when she referred to the amount of weight she has gained as "extra", she was referring to the numbers compared to her previous weight....If you have always been petite, the sudden increase in disproportioned weight can be very hard & uncomfortable, this is a given...It does not mean that she regrets getting preggers, as most women have said and felt this way during pregnancy. With the firstborn, it is all about discovery and each day brings forth new revelations...some good & some uncomfortable...all in all, it is a beautiful miracle that some jerks will never understand or comprehend.

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Sounds like she's clueless. It'll be interesting to see how she reacts when the baby is born. It's all cute and nice but it's alot of work, she'll probably end up hiring a nanny or something.

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