Our investigative attempts to determine what Scott Disick does for a living have resulted in... nothing.
But the presumably unemployed loser now faces the most important job of all: raising a child.
Indeed, a day after her pregnancy was announced to the world, Kourtney Kardashian appeared on the Today Show this morning and confirmed that her former fiance is the impending child's father.
"He's very excited. When I found out, I was so shocked. I didn't know what to do. He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we're really happy," Kourtney said.
New, totally fit parents: Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian have a bun in her lovely oven. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]
Will Kourtney, who is due in December, and Scott walk down the aisle any time soon: "We'll see," she said.
Did she get knocked up solely to promote her new reality show, Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami? Anything is possible with this family.
When asked about her sister's pregnancy, Kim Kardashian chimed in:
"Everyone is so excited for this new journey in our life."
She then excused herself to think of names for her future nephew or niece. Perhaps Karl... or Krystal... or Kallie... or Kolbert...
FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP TO ACTUALLY WATCH KOURTNEY DISH ON DISICK AND HER BABY.