Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt WILL (Not) Reunite!

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This is a new one from the geniuses at In Touch Weekly.

Rather than simply making up Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston rumors as they normally do (see Brad running back to her, or their secret meeting earlier this fall), the popular supermarket tabloid magazine is entering the prediction business.

Brad and Jen may not be back together yet, but according to In Touch intel, you can rest assured they will. The headline says it all: YES, THEY'LL REUNITE!

If that doesn't convince you, we don't know what will ...

Yes, They'll Reunite!

Brad and Jen will reunite! Seriously. Bank on it. In Touch said so.

Whether that's an older picture they used for the cover above, or an editing job even shadier than on Demi Moore's photoshopped W cover, the brief teaser on the cover leaves little doubt that this reunion is totally legit this time.

As Angelina Jolie, whose war against Jennifer Aniston never ceases, is panicking about her "battered reputation," Jen "waits for Brad" at a resort they love. Hot stuff.

You'll have to pick up a hard copy at the store to read about the "big steps" she and Jen are taking together in L.A., because they haven't posted the article online.

Our prediction, though, is that none of those steps have actually taken place. Call us crazy, but that's the hunch we get after the 19th interation of this same cover.

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i think that brad should give jen some of his sperms so that she would also have a part of him. even things of brad.

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I am wondering how much true is in all this. Jen seems to be always the one still in love (according to the media), Brad the one who is sorry for what he betraed, and Angie the bitchy responsible for the break up, even though Brad was the one walking out of his relation and betraying his commitment (no Angie).
I hope nothing is true, I hope Jen can find someone, more respectful and committed than Brad.For the other two, if they are unhappy with each other( as the media says) they deserve it.
Only thing I can see with all this garbage of information in the magazines, it makes hard for people to move on and it is not healthy for the little ones involved.

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Ask me what I would prefer:
1.) to be famous, rich, beautiful, married and around with 06 kids;
2.) to be famous, rich, beautiful, single and dating stuff such as Bradley Cooper, Gerard Butler, Meyers... ; )

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OMG!WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING ALL BITCHY AND OFFENDED FOR.IT AINT YOUR LIFE YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.PEOPLE JUS NEED TO LEAVE JEN AND BRAD AND ANGIE ALONE.iM SO SICK OF ALL DA BULLSHIT THESE PEOPLE POST UP.U KNOW U AINT GONA GET NOTHING OUT OF IT.IM A VERY BIG FAN O JEN.BUT U KNOW SHE WOULDNT WANT TO GO BACK DOWN THAT ROAD WITH BRAD AGAIN.sHE RESPECTS HIM AND aNGIE EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE THINK SHE IS NUTS FOR LETTING THINGS GET OUT OF HAND.BUT U KNOW SHE NOT THAT DESPERATE.SHE LOVES BEING SINGLE AND SHE DOESNT NEED A MAN TO MAKE HER HAPPY.IF SHE DOES I DONT THINK SHE WOULD GO FOR THE MARRIED ONES..AND NO OFFENSE TO BRAD BUT U LOOK LIKE CRAP NOWADAYS.

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Come on people.. Lets not fight over other people marriage. If jennifer and brad want to be reunite let's pray it would be for the best. And if Brad want to stay with Angelina i think they should get married. I believe love means forever.

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there is no chance that Jen would take him back now. Once he had a child with Angelina Jolie that was definitely it. Probably even before that, once they took the steps to actually divorce. I am not saying that maybe he doesnt look back and say maybe life was easier with Jen or that she doesn't feel nostalgic or hurt but truthfully, anyone who has ever been married or has any life experience.... there is no way it could work with Brad tied to Angelina forever through their kids.... nonsense. I think that eventually Brad and Angie will split-- too much pressure with all those kids and all the media scrutiny no matter what the reality of their relationship is like. But will he and Jen get back together. No. Never.

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brad&jennifer ilove uuuu when u r together

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Yeah we have been talking about this for a long time now, but I feel like saying my piece after all of this time. Brad Pitt made a big mistake when he left Jennifer for Angelina Jolie, and I believe now he knows it. He may never do anything about it - after all he has a whole posse now of little people depending on him. And anyone would need serious counseling taking on all of that baggage plus Angelina!! I knew A.J. would chew him up and spit him out and in away she has. I think he's still adorable but he's acting SO old that it's making him seem older that his years. I read those mags once in a while and there's something that was said supposedly by one of "his pals" but it's one thing I tend to believe for once. Brad Pitt was going through some kind of midlife crisis and this is how he ended up - beautiful children, but not with the woman that could have kept him smilling and happy. Just an opinion folks - no haters

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I just believe that Brad was going through midlife crisis, and he is over it. He wakes up and says: "what have I done"? the sad part, is that, there are children involved. Whatever happens, happens, but hope that he keeps on being a good dad to the kids.

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Angelina should also be ashamed of herself for even trying to commit suicide, does she even give a shit about anyone but herself? Look at what that would do to her children!!! Just proves how selfish and uncaring and fake she really is!!!

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston
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