Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt WILL (Not) Reunite!

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This is a new one from the geniuses at In Touch Weekly.

Rather than simply making up Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston rumors as they normally do (see Brad running back to her, or their secret meeting earlier this fall), the popular supermarket tabloid magazine is entering the prediction business.

Brad and Jen may not be back together yet, but according to In Touch intel, you can rest assured they will. The headline says it all: YES, THEY'LL REUNITE!

If that doesn't convince you, we don't know what will ...

Yes, They'll Reunite!

Brad and Jen will reunite! Seriously. Bank on it. In Touch said so.

Whether that's an older picture they used for the cover above, or an editing job even shadier than on Demi Moore's photoshopped W cover, the brief teaser on the cover leaves little doubt that this reunion is totally legit this time.

As Angelina Jolie, whose war against Jennifer Aniston never ceases, is panicking about her "battered reputation," Jen "waits for Brad" at a resort they love. Hot stuff.

You'll have to pick up a hard copy at the store to read about the "big steps" she and Jen are taking together in L.A., because they haven't posted the article online.

Our prediction, though, is that none of those steps have actually taken place. Call us crazy, but that's the hunch we get after the 19th interation of this same cover.

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    i think that brad should give jen some of his sperms so that she would also have a part of him. even things of brad.

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    I am wondering how much true is in all this. Jen seems to be always the one still in love (according to the media), Brad the one who is sorry for what he betraed, and Angie the bitchy responsible for the break up, even though Brad was the one walking out of his relation and betraying his commitment (no Angie). I hope nothing is true, I hope Jen can find someone, more respectful and committed than Brad.For the other two, if they are unhappy with each other( as the media says) they deserve it. Only thing I can see with all this garbage of information in the magazines, it makes hard for people to move on and it is not healthy for the little ones involved.

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    Ask me what I would prefer: 1.) to be famous, rich, beautiful, married and around with 06 kids; 2.) to be famous, rich, beautiful, single and dating stuff such as Bradley Cooper, Gerard Butler, Meyers... ; )

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    OMG!WHY ARE PEOPLE GETTING ALL BITCHY AND OFFENDED FOR.IT AINT YOUR LIFE YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.PEOPLE JUS NEED TO LEAVE JEN AND BRAD AND ANGIE ALONE.iM SO SICK OF ALL DA BULLSHIT THESE PEOPLE POST UP.U KNOW U AINT GONA GET NOTHING OUT OF IT.IM A VERY BIG FAN O JEN.BUT U KNOW SHE WOULDNT WANT TO GO BACK DOWN THAT ROAD WITH BRAD AGAIN.sHE RESPECTS HIM AND aNGIE EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE THINK SHE IS NUTS FOR LETTING THINGS GET OUT OF HAND.BUT U KNOW SHE NOT THAT DESPERATE.SHE LOVES BEING SINGLE AND SHE DOESNT NEED A MAN TO MAKE HER HAPPY.IF SHE DOES I DONT THINK SHE WOULD GO FOR THE MARRIED ONES..AND NO OFFENSE TO BRAD BUT U LOOK LIKE CRAP NOWADAYS.

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    Come on people.. Lets not fight over other people marriage. If jennifer and brad want to be reunite let's pray it would be for the best. And if Brad want to stay with Angelina i think they should get married. I believe love means forever.