This is a new one from the geniuses at In Touch Weekly.
Rather than simply making up Brad Pitt-Jennifer Aniston rumors as they normally do (see Brad running back to her, or their secret meeting earlier this fall), the popular supermarket tabloid magazine is entering the prediction business.
Brad and Jen may not be back together yet, but according to In Touch intel, you can rest assured they will. The headline says it all: YES, THEY'LL REUNITE!
If that doesn't convince you, we don't know what will ...
Brad and Jen will reunite! Seriously. Bank on it. In Touch said so.
Whether that's an older picture they used for the cover above, or an editing job even shadier than on Demi Moore's photoshopped W cover, the brief teaser on the cover leaves little doubt that this reunion is totally legit this time.
As Angelina Jolie, whose war against Jennifer Aniston never ceases, is panicking about her "battered reputation," Jen "waits for Brad" at a resort they love. Hot stuff.
You'll have to pick up a hard copy at the store to read about the "big steps" she and Jen are taking together in L.A., because they haven't posted the article online.
Our prediction, though, is that none of those steps have actually taken place. Call us crazy, but that's the hunch we get after the 19th interation of this same cover.
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November 19th, 2009 9:58 AM
you people really need to get a life and stop this madness, just to sell magazine you are willing to lie and cheat just to make money, all money is not good money. brad does not want jennifer back and she should not want him back that is ridiculous to even make her look desperate and can't find a man. brad is not leaving angelina and his kids, jen got what she wanted out of that marriage and that was fame, even before mr and mrs smith brad and jen was not seen together that much and the marriage appeared on the rock from the picture from that time frame.
November 19th, 2009 10:49 AM
So fed up of this magazine and people carry on buying and believing. Brad could leave Angie or vice versa but he would never go back to that baking pan.
November 19th, 2009 12:59 PM
MP: it doesn't matter if Brad and Jen were having problems at the time; it matters that he was not divorced from Jen when Angelina put her claws into him. Even one files for divorce, they have a 6 months "cooling" period to see if anything can be salvaged. How can anyone try to make things work if someone is in the wings waiting? She should have left them alone until the divorce was final. That's what people have a problem with Angelina; she snared him before the "cooling" period was over.
Angela: what does baking pan mean? Are all Angelas/Angelinas bitches?
November 19th, 2009 2:32 PM
please do you really think jen would take that pensioner back after how he behaved and all the baggage that he would bring to any relationship. he and the jolie deserve each other and i hope they stay together for the kids no matter how miserable they become the kids deserve parents even if they are toxic idiots. jen has been there done that when he was still something to look at and did not act like a pr moron, jmo
November 19th, 2009 2:50 PM
Can someone PLEASE tell me what is so freaking special about the Brad/Jen divorce?GMAB how many Hollywood couples have split and hooked up with other people 2 seconds later?A whole bunch of them.They only difference is a 5 year pity party in the press did NOT follow those divorces.It seems to me certain fan's need to turn the page.Jan 2010 will be 5 years.How long are we going to beat a dead horse?
November 19th, 2009 5:22 PM
Brad is not going to leave those beautiful children that he enjoys so much to go back to Jennifer Aniston who has nothing to offer him. Brad was miserable with Jen before and nothing will change by going back to her. Brad has the love of his children and Jen will not be able to compete with that.
November 19th, 2009 8:25 PM
I don't understand why some people still argue about Brad's divorce. No matter what the situation was people Do NOT aprove cheating on one another when married. That's nothing to do with Jen or being her fan. That's called talking over lost values and norms of the USA. Yes, it's true other people do the same. But it doesn't mean it's OK to do it. Plus nobody else claims that they are Angel! That makes a big difference.
Fighting, using drugs, having arguments in the house are not good for kids. Sometimes it's better to seperate than keeping those children in that environment. I can not believe some people say they should stay together no matter what. I don't care if they do. I don't think Jennifer wants to take him back. If I were her I wouldn't even spit on his face.
November 19th, 2009 8:26 PM
You know, my husband of 10yr's left me for another woman, and no I'm not some fugly chick feeling sorry for myself. Guess what? I'm all for Brad and Angelina and hope all works out great for them. As you can tell I am not a JenHen fan at all, can't stand the woman.
November 19th, 2009 8:44 PM
Happiness, being together depends on how you want to see things. To me Brad looks physically and emotionally very unhappy. If being together means living in the same house and posing in front of the cameras together, yes they are together.
All of us have spent enough time talking about this couple. If they want to continue being fake, it's their problem. Don't care really.
November 19th, 2009 8:57 PM
Hey Robin
I am sure you are for Angelina and Brad. Because you talk very ugly like others.
Why don't you call the woman who slept with your husband and thank her for saving him from you?She must be way more beautiful than JA.