Billy Ray Cyrus: The World is Counting on Miley!
by Hilton Hater at .We make fun of Miley Cyrus because she's a self-obsessed, egotistical celebrity that thinks the world revolves around her.
Now we know why. Hours after his daughter deleted her Twitter account, Billy Ray Cyrus actually posted the following message on his:
Miley. You are light in a world of darkness. You were born 'Destiny Hope Cyrus' for a reason.You can't leave everyone now. We r countin on u.
Billy Ray is totally right. Miley shoud have won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Obama. What kind of light does he offer?!?
Miley, you are the light, the hope and the salvation. Now, go put on your hooker boots, pose for a magazine and make daddy some money.
After all, does the President Tweet such life-altering messages as the kind Miley has published over the last few months? Some examples:
- “people that are so okay with being so hateful diguist me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible."
- “Tears are words the heart can’t express. Why does saying goodbye hurt so much? Life will go on. You will smile again…we will smile again.”
- "I love when people mistake bravery with writing a few stupid tweets trying to make it seem like they don’t care. You’re afraid to love.”
- "I am laying in bed with my mommy right now scratching her bug bites.”
Miley isn't threatening suicide, nor is she even quitting acting and singing.
She's simply choosing to keep her private life more private, and Billy Ray acts as if the world will be impacted in a significant way.
The guy makes Michael Loahn look sane.
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Comments (38 Total)
if i we billy ray cyrus id have an erection everytime i see that hottie little ass of miley, id tell he to cum sit on daddies lap n feel that tight teen booty relax its weight al over my hardened cock of greatness....assssssshhhh
Those were some interesting comments. I'm finally feeling better about the fact that I have to have a hysterectomy. Although I would certainly hope that my children would you know, it's just not even worth it :)But.... - Can the caps lock. Maybe public schools should teach a Netiquette class, as they have clearly ceased teaching spelling and grammar. - Think. type. In that order. - We don't need a thesis from you about Ms Cyrus. The overly-long paragraphs look like Charlie Brown's teachers and other grown ups sounded - "Wah wah, wah wahwah". ;-)
He might even be worse than "Papa" Joe Simpson. Dang.
Wow, he makes it seem like a BIG DEAL that she deleted her Twitter account. Dang.
Billy rocks!