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We also try to get dates with Kourtney Kardashian.
As featured last week on Khloe and Kourtney Take Miami, the latter Kardashian was being pimped by the former, who held open auditions for boyfriends.
She was probably already knocked up by Scott Disick, but we didn't know that at the time. All our staff member could focus on was a chance with Kourtney.
Wearing sunglasses to remain incognito, he went underkover, taking a place in line with upstanding dudes with no jobs one random weekday in Miami ...
UNDERKOVER: Sadly, our staffer's hopes were krushed and he kame up short.
Despite a glimmer of hope - he was told he was "hot" and was told to take his shirt off - he ultimately was not asked to take Kourtney out on a date. Poor.
She even told the cameras there was no chance she would date any of the guys. Talk about a slap in the face of one of our staff's most eligible bachelors.
All in all, it was a giant sham. Apparently these Kardashians prefer ringers and pro athletes (see Friday's Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom article).
Check out the video of his efforts below. He is asked around the 40-second mark how his penis is doing. Yes, that was a real question posed by Khloe ...