Seriously. Word has it Levi Johnston is going to take one of his nude photo shoot suitors up on their offer and take it all off for a revealing new spread.
The only debate:
- Whether to go full frontal, leave nothing to the imagination and giving us a long-awaited view of the package he used to put a baby in Bristol Palin.
- Whether to stick with side and rear shots, billing the shoot as "naked" but not really revealing much (also known as the Heidi Montag nude model).
Truly, it is a conundrum for the ages.
His son Tripp is naked here. Soon Levi Johnston will follow (birthday) suit.
Seriously, this is a real story. He's not going to pose for some site that offered him $25,000 if he pleasures himself via webcam (eww), but he's dropping his pants for Playgirl. Hey, you might as well keep the nude pics classy.
Levi's handler confirms he's going to pose for the magazine at some point this month and is deciding whether he's going to show "the front or back."
He just can't decide which. Either way, Levi Johnston has been hittin' the gym like a madman and working with his own trainer to tone that physique.
A waste of time, as they'll airbrush him anyway, but you gotta admire the dedication to his career (term used in a fashion more loose than Bristol).
Do you wanna see Levi Johnston naked?
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7 Comments
October 7th, 2009 2:11 AM
I want to see him on his knees, his buttcheeks spread, his hairy crack wide open and ready for love!
October 10th, 2009 4:46 AM
He's desperate for MONEY and Stardom .... For what does a Man profit if he gains the whole world, and loses his soul.
October 17th, 2009 11:24 PM
I hope he shows his massive veiny erection. I'll bet it curves straight up like a big fat banana!
October 18th, 2009 12:48 AM
I'll bet you're right. I think he must have an incredibly thick and powerful erection. Hope he shows it! I'd love to do chin-ups on it!
October 18th, 2009 1:41 AM
I agree with the first poster--I want to see his hairy ass. Please please please, Levi, bend over and show us your puckered anus!
October 18th, 2009 2:58 PM
How about him getting plowed by a chick with a dildo? You know he'd like that!
October 29th, 2009 12:14 PM
It's official: he's going to show his swinging shlong. Only I hope it isn't swinging. I hope it's standing tall, raging erect!