Kim Kardashian Kritiques Kourtney Kardashian: She's a "Crazy Bitch"
According to Kim Kardashian, her sister is "huge" in two ways:
- As a woman that's approximately six months pregnant;
- As a bitch.
First, more obvious and less insulting things first.
Kim told E! News that Kourtney Kardashian - who is pregnant, in case you haven't heard - has a belly that is growing along with the human being inside of her. Incredible, we know.
"She's huge. She is huuuuge! I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes," Kim said, quickly explaining herself. "It's because Khloé is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloé's top and wear it as a dress... She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her."
You mean, aside from a pathological need for attention? We don't know, either.
As for the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim pretends as though Kourtney's pregnancy was not pitched to the family months ago by the writers. How dumb does she think we are?!?
"Kourtney is so moody," she said. "She is such a crazy bitch these days. She's so moody that I'm nervous to start shooting."
Just read the cue cards and you should be fine, Kim.
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November 8th, 2011 5:28 AM
Kourtney and Scoot are first living in state of sin if they have been living together for that long they should get Married but the Problem is Kourtney is what like call stubborn. Kourtney had baby out of wedlock and know we are hearing she wants to have another baby out of wedlock, people like this end up in Hell when they die. Kourtney wake up either get Married to guy or live him and don't go back to him. But I feel sorry for Scoot he is trying but Kourtney Mom is always put him down every chance she gets much he tries. Reminds me of my ex Mother Inlaw. I hated that Women, Cris Jenner is somone I don't like either.
August 31st, 2011 6:12 PM
Kourtney is a horrible person. She acts so selfishly, then she calls Kim and Khloe selfish just to make them feel bad because they don't give her what she wants. She and Scott are PERFECT for each other. They are both mean, self-absorbed people.
October 7th, 2009 2:01 AM
They are kind of annoying but I have to say that kourt did grad from the university of arizona I guess she just plays dumb
September 19th, 2009 3:46 PM
I'm laughing so hard! Kim and Khloe look like two Mexican street hookers!! I swear thats who I thought they were! And they are famous, both of them are really ugly when you take all that crap of their face, nothing special about these two low lifers!
September 19th, 2009 3:42 PM
The Kardashians, illiterate, uneducated, no morals, no decency, trashy people, common low class trailor trash really. They are
a sad chapter of society and people should stop talking about these common sluts who are now nothing but gold diggers. Always looking for some money, they are a pathetic group of low class trash!
September 19th, 2009 3:39 PM
Whats with all these Kardashians being hookers. Why are they famous? Oh thats right, they are famous because they are dysfunctional and Kim is a common slut!
September 19th, 2009 3:39 PM
Can't wait to see the new Jenner whores that mom Kris will be pimping out!
Sad so sad!
September 19th, 2009 3:38 PM
Thats true, The Kardashians are famous because Kim made a sex tape and she is loose. The others jumped on the band wagon pushed by their pimp mom! So sad for someone like Bruce Jenner, I used to think he was great, he must be trash like the family he married into. Next his daughters will be the new little whores!
September 19th, 2009 3:36 PM
Sad to see their mom Kris Jenner pimping them out. The Kardashians are a waste of space! They are whats wrong with society today. They get fame and money for being common whores!
September 19th, 2009 3:35 PM
Totally agree! These women are nobodies, no talent, no education, no morals, etc. The list can go on and on. And now they have a house full of black boyfriends?