We know. We are as perlexed as you are.
Zac Efron and Robert Pattinson, it's not. But Levi Johnston and Mike Tyson deserve their Teen Choice Awards fashion due, as well. Or at least we're giving it to them.
As you can see below, the baby daddy of Bristol Palin arrived at the awards show Sunday night for some reason, arm-in-arm with Kathy Griffin. Note to teenagers everywhere: knock up the teen daughter of a V.P. candidate and you too can be famous.
Levi does look pretty dapper, at least. His fashion competition here? Not so much. Mike Tyson, posing with some unidentified and surely traumatized 'tweens, looks like he has let himself go, both with that gut as well as his unbuttoned pink shirt.
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Who looked better?