Kareless about birth kontrol, Kourtney Kardashian has now suffered the konsequences: she's pregnant.
On Ryan Seacret's radio show today, the reality TV star went into detail about numerous aspects of the pregnancy, starting with how Scott Disick slipped one past her goalie:
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."
Don't worry, Kourtney. Bristol Palin can relate. So can Jamie-Lynn Spears. Heck, even Jourdan Dunn.
Regarding other pregnancy details, Kourtney said:
On sister Kim's reaction: "She definitely thought it was going to be her first. Kim has, like, every baby name picked out... [she] gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out."
On her family's reaction: "[Bruce Jenner] was "the most realistic. [He said], 'You guys are acting like you're getting a little puppy dog! You need to take this seriously.' He freaks me out the most."
On her boobs: "[They are] huge and... so sore."
On choosing a name: "It's so hard. I'll think of something and it just goes away And everyone is asking what we're doing with the last name: Kardashian or Disick. I don't know [if we're getting married]. We've talked about it. I feel like there's so much going on, but I don't know if I can even go there."
On future reality shows: "Kourtney and Khloe in Japan...With a baby!"
She's kidding, folks. We think. We hope.