Kareless about birth kontrol, Kourtney Kardashian has now suffered the konsequences: she's pregnant.
On Ryan Seacret's radio show today, the reality TV star went into detail about numerous aspects of the pregnancy, starting with how Scott Disick slipped one past her goalie:
"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."
Don't worry, Kourtney. Bristol Palin can relate. So can Jamie-Lynn Spears. Heck, even Jourdan Dunn.
Regarding other pregnancy details, Kourtney said:
On sister Kim's reaction: "She definitely thought it was going to be her first. Kim has, like, every baby name picked out... [she] gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out."
On her family's reaction: "[Bruce Jenner] was "the most realistic. [He said], 'You guys are acting like you're getting a little puppy dog! You need to take this seriously.' He freaks me out the most."
On her boobs: "[They are] huge and... so sore."
On choosing a name: "It's so hard. I'll think of something and it just goes away And everyone is asking what we're doing with the last name: Kardashian or Disick. I don't know [if we're getting married]. We've talked about it. I feel like there's so much going on, but I don't know if I can even go there."
On future reality shows: "Kourtney and Khloe in Japan...With a baby!"
She's kidding, folks. We think. We hope.
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12 Comments
August 13th, 2009 3:01 PM
She sounds so stupid on such a serious issue... good luck with that when you're deep into baby doodoo and not sleeping or bathing, etc... mommy-hood is SO FUN in the beginning!!
August 13th, 2009 6:45 PM
Okay people, she is 30 years old. Changing a baby is not hard, duh. Yes there are many of sleepless nights, but if you do not bath you are just nasty. She will be fine. Everyone is acting like she is 15 years old. Should be married, maybe. I have been reading comments like calling her a bimbo. People need grow-up. Why is she different from Madonna have her first child, Angelina Jolie, many others. They all not married when they had their first child.
August 13th, 2009 8:45 PM
There is no shame anymore. I didn't want my kids to be illegitimate, wait until you're married.
August 14th, 2009 12:01 AM
Info on the father leaked at www.tinyurl.com/kourtneypreggers
August 14th, 2009 2:37 PM
Stupid Stupid Girl. Does she really think that Scott will be faithful to her. Six months and he will be bangin everything he sees. Plus, he is really creepy looking. Was this her first F**K or something to go back to that jerk. Good luck, I think she is a slut and now will be a slutty mom... Poor kid
August 14th, 2009 2:45 PM
Okay how about we all stop treating her like she's a sixteen year old? She's thirty years old, she was more than capable of helping out when Kylie and Kendall were born. She's not a freaking idiot.
And for all you idiots bashing her because she's not married- Get the Fck over yourselves- getting married is obviously not the only way to have babies. Good thing she didn't get married and drive the divorce rates like the rest of you did so your kids would be "legitimate".
August 14th, 2009 6:22 PM
Stupid (Kardashian) is as stupid (Kardashian) does!!!!
"Tee hee hee....a BABY!!! Tee hee hee...Like ya know, like, man, like, I'm "knocked knup" !!!!!! Tee hee hee, like, ya know....like.....like....ya know......like, tee hee hee"
What a moron....oh wait-she's a KARDASHIAN so it's a given!!!!!!!
August 14th, 2009 7:14 PM
feel your head are you alright scott no no no!
August 15th, 2009 12:01 PM
wow shes 30, she sounds like a fuckin retard! but then again her family is full of a bunch of dumb retards, especilly kim. shes not even taking it seriously she sounds so stupid
August 15th, 2009 6:00 PM
Ok, lets get real people. Does anyone really think that Kourtney will be the actual person changing diapers and making midnight feedings. If she breastfeeds this baby I will quite surprised. She's a celebrity, everyone knows celebrities don't do ant of the "dirty work". She will be too busy working off the baby weight, dieting and being "seen". Duh