"Stupid" Kourtney Kardashian: A Birth Kontrol Klutz

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Kareless about birth kontrol, Kourtney Kardashian has now suffered the konsequences: she's pregnant.

On Ryan Seacret's radio show today, the reality TV star went into detail about numerous aspects of the pregnancy, starting with how Scott Disick slipped one past her goalie:

A Kourtney Picture

"This probably sounds so dumb, but there's so many times I'll forget to take my pill and I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just so stupid."

Don't worry, Kourtney. Bristol Palin can relate. So can Jamie-Lynn Spears. Heck, even Jourdan Dunn.

Regarding other pregnancy details, Kourtney said:

On sister Kim's reaction: "She definitely thought it was going to be her first. Kim has, like, every baby name picked out... [she] gets mad if I get, like, the car that she wants. She, like, freaks out."

On her family's reaction: "[Bruce Jenner] was "the most realistic. [He said], 'You guys are acting like you're getting a little puppy dog! You need to take this seriously.' He freaks me out the most."

On her boobs: "[They are] huge and... so sore."

On choosing a name: "It's so hard. I'll think of something and it just goes away And everyone is asking what we're doing with the last name: Kardashian or Disick. I don't know [if we're getting married]. We've talked about it. I feel like there's so much going on, but I don't know if I can even go there."

On future reality shows: "Kourtney and Khloe in Japan...With a baby!"

She's kidding, folks. We think. We hope.

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She is a dumbass and Scott is a loser. It's too bad these two have procreated. They're polluting the gene pool.

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Jesus. If I've said it once, I'll say it a million times. I'm 23 years old, and every time I read these negative comments meant for another HUMAN being I just wish I was born in another time. What has this woman ever done to you? She is a beautiful, college graduate, in a long term relationship, and a business woman! How many of you could check yes to one of those boxes... besides woman? Why is it so necessary to bash other people? I know myself, and I am completely capable to recognize when I am envious, I praise the person I am talking about... Not try to think of the words that will cut the deepest. Kourtney has everything going for her. and I'm writing this after mason has been born, clearly. And what a handsome additive to the world :)

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This saddens me. Human life coming into the world should not be taken lightly. Luckily for Kourtney she has a ton of money. Had it been anyone else, this news would not be handled nearly as well. It was irresponsible of her not to prevent pregnancy. There are numerous ways to use birth control, pills, shots, you name it. She has no excuse for forgetting.

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WOW, I can't believe all these follower-losers praising this bitch. All the kardashians are famewhores. What is wrong with the world where these bitches have a show. it's like "oh your daddies rich, you have no talent, and lose morals/drug habit/fat-ass? lets give you a tv show, and talk about your stupid ass on TV\magazine\fucking everywhere. Please people ENOUGH Let these bitches fade away, their 15min are WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY up

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STOP BASHING HER SHE WILL MAKE A GREAT MOTHER GIVE HER A CHANCE AT LEAST SHE IS KEEPING IT GOOD FOR HER KOURTNEY YOU WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT MOTHER HOW EXCITING FOR YOU AND MOTHERHOOD.

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Ok, lets get real people. Does anyone really think that Kourtney will be the actual person changing diapers and making midnight feedings. If she breastfeeds this baby I will quite surprised. She's a celebrity, everyone knows celebrities don't do ant of the "dirty work". She will be too busy working off the baby weight, dieting and being "seen". Duh

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wow shes 30, she sounds like a fuckin retard! but then again her family is full of a bunch of dumb retards, especilly kim. shes not even taking it seriously she sounds so stupid

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feel your head are you alright scott no no no!

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Stupid (Kardashian) is as stupid (Kardashian) does!!!!
"Tee hee hee....a BABY!!! Tee hee hee...Like ya know, like, man, like, I'm "knocked knup" !!!!!! Tee hee hee, like, ya know....like.....like....ya know......like, tee hee hee"
What a moron....oh wait-she's a KARDASHIAN so it's a given!!!!!!!

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Okay how about we all stop treating her like she's a sixteen year old? She's thirty years old, she was more than capable of helping out when Kylie and Kendall were born. She's not a freaking idiot. And for all you idiots bashing her because she's not married- Get the Fck over yourselves- getting married is obviously not the only way to have babies. Good thing she didn't get married and drive the divorce rates like the rest of you did so your kids would be "legitimate".

Kourtney Kardashian Biography

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Kourtney Mary Kardashian
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