Sarah Palin and her husband Todd are getting a divorce. Beyond a doubt. Right?
A reputable magazine like Star would never report this if Sarah and Todd's marriage weren't in turmoil, leaving the parents of five on the brink of a split, would it?
According to Star's coverage of their "disintegrating union," Todd and Sarah are sleeping apart, arguing 24/7 and losing control of their party-animal daughters!
"Sarah and Todd fight all the time," says Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, ex-boyfriend and baby mama of Sarah's eldest daughter, Bristol Palin.
"When they do, Todd ends up sleeping on the couch at their home in Wasilla. Bristol used to tell Levi that her parents would argue and bicker over the littlest things, like who was supposed to take out the trash or wash the dishes."
Levi Johnston, the father of 7-month-old son Tripp with Bristol, also spoke this week about Sarah Palin's marital problems, which he said have been happening "from day one," and blamed for her decision to resign as governor of Alaska.
Todd Palin is "tired of living a lie." Star, on the other hand, thrives on it.
The Palins shot down the previous batch of divorce rumors, for the record. But fueled by Sarah's resignation as governor, similar stories continue to dog the pair.
Now Mercede Johnston predicts: "If they ended their marriage within the next year, I wouldn't be surprised. It really seems it's just a sham for the cameras now!"
Another possibility, an "Alaskan insider" tells Star, is that with Sarah Palin's new book deal in place, "she might even come to some financial agreement for him to stay with her and give the impression of a loving husband."
This source then calls them the "Jon and Kate Gosselin of politics!"
The comparison may not be too off-base. Like the TLC reality stars, Todd and Sarah have a brood to worry about, and the worries keep growing amid new scandal.
Star says 15-year-old daughter Willow Palin was drinking vodka and smoking pot at a house party, "her eyes getting more and more glazed as the night went on."
We hope the magazine has some good lawyers on retainer.
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12 Comments
August 13th, 2009 3:13 PM
i would love to hear some shit talk about obama.
August 13th, 2009 3:45 PM
What 15-year-old doesn't slam vodka and smoke pot when parents rumble? This is a typical family and why they are popular. 2012!
August 14th, 2009 8:49 PM
wow Jill - if you are not joking - please sit back in your pathetic life and stay with the trash who slam vodka and smoke pot at 15. pathetic! are you a skank like I believe Palin's daughter is and will get knocked up? what would jesus think? LOL! after a night of smoking pot and slamming vodka, don't trailer park trash just love to get laid and apply for welfare and more? typical my arse! you and the palins are pathetic pieces of crap in my opinion!
August 15th, 2009 3:16 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why such hatred for Sarah Palin - can you not handle a woman being successful, or is it because she is a Republican as well? For once there was someone who would have changed things and could have done some good for this country, but no, you FUCKING MORONS voted for Obama - just another corrupt politician full of false promises and now hammering in the final nails of America's coffin with unmitigated glee. FUCK YOU. You deserve to suffer the crap that IS coming to the USA, thanks to Obama.
Oh, and if you forgot, Obama admitted to using cocaine at university, but that was ignored.
Obama's birth is in doubt - the Kenyan Ambassador admitted Obama was born in Kenya, and his own fucking GRANDMOTHER testified she was at the birth IN KENYA, but that was ignored. False records of birth suddenly appeared at not one but TWO Hawaiian hospitals when they couldn't shut people up about it.
Obama said NO MORE EARMARKS.. and shortly after election signed through a bill with over 9,000 earmarks - the most earmarks in US history!
Obama said full extraction from the Middle East. We are still in Iraq, and he is now INCREASING troops in Afghanistan.
Obama rode a wave of support on his calls of overspending by Bush. Since elections, he has spend in the first 100 days more than Bush spent in 8 FUCKING YEARS!
Obama is now asking people to report on anyone who says anything against him or his policies.
ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND TO WHAT IS GOING ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!!
August 15th, 2009 6:57 PM
NOT Willow Palin...anymore so than Sarah and Todd are NOT getting a divorce. Of course they have disagreements, what marriage doesn't? Anyway, that isn't Willow...in a week this rumor will be dead. How stupid. Star is just another grocery store tabloid for bored, lonely, fat houswives that need celebrity drama to keep their minds active. Believing anything it has to say is the same as believing the National Enquirer or Globe.
August 16th, 2009 7:31 AM
god, i love watching the republican party falling apart like this- it is fun! is sarah palin the fucking idiot the best the republican party can come up with??? so sad. not!!! obama is having to spend money now in order to repair the damage done by the dumbfuck bush administration. everything obama is trying to do is for the good of the american people- yes, even the fucktard right wingers. if they kill his projects it is at their own peril which will further bury their party. what they are going through are death spasms just like the wolves that sarah palin likes to shoot from helicopters. i love it! see ya republican party- wouldn't want to be ya!!!
August 16th, 2009 7:31 AM
god, i love watching the republican party falling apart like this- it is fun! is sarah palin the fucking idiot the best the republican party can come up with??? so sad. not!!! obama is having to spend money now in order to repair the damage done by the dumbfuck bush administration. everything obama is trying to do is for the good of the american people- yes, even the fucktard right wingers. if they kill his projects it is at their own peril which will further bury their party. what they are going through are death spasms just like the wolves that sarah palin likes to shoot from helicopters. i love it! see ya republican party- wouldn't want to be ya!!!
August 19th, 2009 2:37 PM
Sarah Palin is an embarrassment to successful women.
August 20th, 2009 4:39 AM
All Sarah is good for is giving the comedians out there plenty of great funny stuff. She herself could be a comedian but I think she still takes herself too seriously to be one. I'd love to dee her in a debate with Hilary. No, she'd be way out of her league in the intelligence department. I wouldn't trust her in a helicopter with a rifle, she's libal to shoot an oil line or the pilot or something. She should stick with miring around for oysters. But, really! she is one dumb cluck. I feel bad for her family and Todd especially. Poor Todd. Haven't we seriously had enough from that woman?
August 24th, 2009 4:18 PM
Hey Jimmy Z!
Can you explain how Obama has spent more in his first 100 days then Bush spent in 8 years? I'm not trying to counter your claims, I just haven't heard this one and before I pass it on and use it against Obama, I just want some facts to back up my argument. I'm always weary of getting into arguments when I don't really know the facts..Thanks!