Sarah Palin Divorce Rumors Must Be Totally True

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Sarah Palin and her husband Todd are getting a divorce. Beyond a doubt. Right?

A reputable magazine like Star would never report this if Sarah and Todd's marriage weren't in turmoil, leaving the parents of five on the brink of a split, would it?

According to Star's coverage of their "disintegrating union," Todd and Sarah are sleeping apart, arguing 24/7 and losing control of their party-animal daughters!

"Sarah and Todd fight all the time," says Mercede Johnston, sister of Levi Johnston, ex-boyfriend and baby mama of Sarah's eldest daughter, Bristol Palin.

"When they do, Todd ends up sleeping on the couch at their home in Wasilla. Bristol used to tell Levi that her parents would argue and bicker over the littlest things, like who was supposed to take out the trash or wash the dishes."

Levi Johnston, the father of 7-month-old son Tripp with Bristol, also spoke this week about Sarah Palin's marital problems, which he said have been happening "from day one," and blamed for her decision to resign as governor of Alaska.

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Todd Palin is "tired of living a lie." Star, on the other hand, thrives on it.

The Palins shot down the previous batch of divorce rumors, for the record. But fueled by Sarah's resignation as governor, similar stories continue to dog the pair.

Now Mercede Johnston predicts: "If they ended their marriage within the next year, I wouldn't be surprised. It really seems it's just a sham for the cameras now!"

Another possibility, an "Alaskan insider" tells Star, is that with Sarah Palin's new book deal in place, "she might even come to some financial agreement for him to stay with her and give the impression of a loving husband."

This source then calls them the "Jon and Kate Gosselin of politics!"

The comparison may not be too off-base. Like the TLC reality stars, Todd and Sarah have a brood to worry about, and the worries keep growing amid new scandal.

Star says 15-year-old daughter Willow Palin was drinking vodka and smoking pot at a house party, "her eyes getting more and more glazed as the night went on."

We hope the magazine has some good lawyers on retainer.

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How come no one is reporting on his mistresses ??? He has several.
They were recently in Seattle.

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You guys need a life. We need more like Sarah Palin. But I will agree, BO has done more in office than George Bush in 8 yrs, he is destroying this country faster than you can say Republican. SO get a life and if you have a disagreement - stop the swearing use your words and stick to politics, all of this is so childish. GOD BLESS AMERICA. FYI the Republican party is alive and well, you will see come Nov.

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I guess next we can see Willow and Bristol in Playboy. Sarah Palin has no morals--she pimps out her kids to get herself attention. Todd is just waiting for the gravy train dollars to stop rolling and then will get his divorce from this media whore and who would blame him? Palin is whacko but she sure attracts the uneducated like flies. She is fleecing them and emptying their wallets and has no intention of running for higher office. The quitter from Wasilla should just go home and get her dysfunctional family under control before she offers advice about what she would do if she was running the country. She isn't and nobody is asking for her comments. She is a loser and trailer trash.

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Hey Jimmie Z I think you need to get back on your meds....you have some real anger issues going on there. By the way, Bush used cocaine too.

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Jimmy Z is just spouting lies and misrepresentations that he heard from the likes of Rush Limbaugh and company. It appears that certain elements of the holy and self sanctified right believe that the more vile they speak in reference to our leaders that somehow that enhances there position. It is a shame that we as Americans can not get our leaders to focus on the issues and work together to resolve very pressing issues that face our country. I have repeatly heard what a mess that President Obama has created for us -- did everyone forget that all this started long before him and what differently would McCain have done. Another tax cut for the super rich???

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Hey Jimmy Z! Can you explain how Obama has spent more in his first 100 days then Bush spent in 8 years? I'm not trying to counter your claims, I just haven't heard this one and before I pass it on and use it against Obama, I just want some facts to back up my argument. I'm always weary of getting into arguments when I don't really know the facts..Thanks!

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All Sarah is good for is giving the comedians out there plenty of great funny stuff. She herself could be a comedian but I think she still takes herself too seriously to be one. I'd love to dee her in a debate with Hilary. No, she'd be way out of her league in the intelligence department. I wouldn't trust her in a helicopter with a rifle, she's libal to shoot an oil line or the pilot or something. She should stick with miring around for oysters. But, really! she is one dumb cluck. I feel bad for her family and Todd especially. Poor Todd. Haven't we seriously had enough from that woman?

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Sarah Palin is an embarrassment to successful women.

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god, i love watching the republican party falling apart like this- it is fun! is sarah palin the fucking idiot the best the republican party can come up with??? so sad. not!!! obama is having to spend money now in order to repair the damage done by the dumbfuck bush administration. everything obama is trying to do is for the good of the american people- yes, even the fucktard right wingers. if they kill his projects it is at their own peril which will further bury their party. what they are going through are death spasms just like the wolves that sarah palin likes to shoot from helicopters. i love it! see ya republican party- wouldn't want to be ya!!!

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god, i love watching the republican party falling apart like this- it is fun! is sarah palin the fucking idiot the best the republican party can come up with??? so sad. not!!! obama is having to spend money now in order to repair the damage done by the dumbfuck bush administration. everything obama is trying to do is for the good of the american people- yes, even the fucktard right wingers. if they kill his projects it is at their own peril which will further bury their party. what they are going through are death spasms just like the wolves that sarah palin likes to shoot from helicopters. i love it! see ya republican party- wouldn't want to be ya!!!

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Sarah Louise Heath Palin

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What I've had to do, though, is in the middle of the night, put down the Blackberries and pick up the breast pump. Do a couple of things different and still get it all done.

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I am thankful to be married to a man who loves being a dad as much as I love being a mom so he is my strength. And practically speaking, we have a great network of help with lots of grandparents and aunties and uncles all around us. We have a lot of help.

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