Akon knocked up some woman who now wants him to make child support payments - but she claims the only thing he does better than sing the hook on every song on the radio is hide from the process servers who try to subpoena his ass.

A lawyer for Sara Coleman has been desperately trying to serve Akon, even at the Michael Jackson memorial service, but so far has not done so. Dude is elusive!

The rapper/singer has already taken a paternity test, and it was a match! The kid is now six months old. The Konvict's lawyer issued the the following statement:

"Akon has taken responsibility and has been very cooperative and proactive in handling this private matter. Paternity was only established just over 30 days ago."

"Since this case was filed outside of Georgia jurisdiction, where he is a legal resident, Akon is currently in the process of engaging counsel in California and will continue to handle this matter in a timely, productive manner."

Akon's baby mama is looking to cash in hard. Can Sara Coleman be tossed off stage (so to speak) or will she get the child support she's after? [Photo: Fame Pictures]