We've said it before and we'll say it again:
Megan Fox has to do more posing naked and less talking.
In the latest issue of British GQ, the actress compared actors and actresses to prostitutes.
Now, in excerpts from the same interview, she's comparing men to dogs. Here's what we mean:
On fame: "It doesn't mean anything. Anyone can be famous."
On marijuana: "I hope they legalize it and when they do I'll be the first f--king person in line to buy my pack of joints."
On men that come on to her: "Retards. Ridiculous. So pathetic!"
On men, in general: "[They are] weak. Like puppies."
Look, Megan, if you hate us so much, there's an entire gender just waiting for your breasts and your smile. You can start with Olivia Wilde.