"All girls have pretty mouths. Especially in the dark."
- Unknown philosopher
Hugh Hefner may want to take these wise words to heart.
His genuine romantic feelings for 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon cannot be understated, even if the octogenarian can’t tell them apart.
“I have one little trick, one little mark,” Hefner confessed.
“But other than that, I don’t know.”
What about the long, soul-searching conversations that are the hallmark of love? Wait, you mean the Shannon Twins are only interested in sex and/or money?
We can't even believe what we're writing.
Who's who - and does it matter when they double-up on you?
Moving on to a happier, but also strange topic, Hugh Hefner also hopes Kendra Wilkinson’s unborn child will one day end up a Playboy model at the mansion.
“I’m sure the baby will end up at the mansion. We have a lot of friends, second generation Playmates," he said. "There are a lot of kids around these days.”
We'll have to ask Hank Baskett how he feels about this when his daughter turns 18. If they even have a daughter. Or Hef is around to mark the occasion.
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June 23rd, 2009 4:40 PM
I AM A JAMAICAN MOM MY DAUGHTER WISH TO BE A PLAYMATE OF HUGH HEFNER SHE IS BEAUTIFUL N SEXY HEFF IS A VERY NICE MAN
June 23rd, 2009 4:41 PM
THE TWINS LOOK BEAUTIFUL WOW GO HEFF
July 10th, 2009 7:49 PM
i hate the twins they think there all that an dont care about there fans there sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fake i hate them......
August 4th, 2009 2:53 AM
the twins r hot, but they only want heff 4 his money. Just lik all his other previous gf's but I hav a feeling they're gonna sumhow tak over b.c they seem extremly bitchy and stand off'ish be DNt give a f* about anything but using heff. LOL. Idt they and the main gf get along.
October 21st, 2009 11:58 PM
I think that the twins may be a little young but i dont think theyre just after his money and none of his other girlfriends were either so joel needs to stop hatin hes luv jealous bc he cant have them and he wishes he had hugh hefners game.