Hugh Hefner Can't Tell Shannon Twins Apart, Wants Kendra Wilkinson's Baby to Be a Playmate

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"All girls have pretty mouths. Especially in the dark."
- Unknown philosopher

Hugh Hefner may want to take these wise words to heart.

Kendra Dancing

His genuine romantic feelings for 19-year-old twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon cannot be understated, even if the octogenarian can’t tell them apart.

“I have one little trick, one little mark,” Hefner confessed.

“But other than that, I don’t know.”

What about the long, soul-searching conversations that are the hallmark of love? Wait, you mean the Shannon Twins are only interested in sex and/or money?

We can't even believe what we're writing.

Who's who - and does it matter when they double-up on you?

Moving on to a happier, but also strange topic, Hugh Hefner also hopes Kendra Wilkinson’s unborn child will one day end up a Playboy model at the mansion.

“I’m sure the baby will end up at the mansion. We have a lot of friends, second generation Playmates," he said. "There are a lot of kids around these days.”

We'll have to ask Hank Baskett how he feels about this when his daughter turns 18. If they even have a daughter. Or Hef is around to mark the occasion.

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Kendra Wilkinson Biography

The Girls Next Door
Kendra Wilkinson was a star on The Girls Next Door. But she left that show, along with Hugh Hefner, in 2008. From there, Kendra met and... More »
Born
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San Diego, California
Full Name
Kendra Leigh Wilkinson