Chris Brown took a break from chilling with Usher and being a complete tool to set the record straight, sort of, on pal Bow Wow's justin.tv channel.
The unintentionally funny video kicks off with a plug. His new album is called Graffiti, and a new single drops this summer, so "be ready for dat."
Then comes this disclaimer about the haters: "Everybody that’s haters, they just been haters. All my real fans, I love you all. I ain’t a monster."
The L.A. District Attorney's office, if it ever tries the star on the felony assault and criminal threats charges he faces, will ultimately decide that.
Still no apology or real explanation on why he went Pitbull on Rihanna that night in February, but here's Chris Brown's lame video shout-out ...
It gets better still. In a second video, Brown calls celebrity gossip blogs liars for saying he had a black eye recently. (As for Rihanna's battered face, after he beat her brains out, leaving her unconscious in a car, Chris conveniently had no comment).
The insightful transcript of the second clip:
Chris Brown: All the blog sites are liars. You guys lie. [points to face] No black eyes! You guys are liars.
Bow Wow: Liars, Liars, Liars! Yeeeeeah!
Amazingly, Brown may actually be a bigger moron than previously thought. His lawyer is surely going to be thrilled about this awesome declaration.
Follow the jump to see the video for yourself ...
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13 Comments
May 27th, 2009 1:32 PM
This makes me sad, these guys are totally lost. (aka crazy)
Do we really need bowling allies in our houses? Please stop being so wasteful.
May 27th, 2009 1:44 PM
not sure the bowling alley is the biggest problem here, but agreed
May 27th, 2009 7:26 PM
i love Bow Wow and Chris Brown and i think that what goes on with Chris and Rihanna should be kept between them just 'cause their famous don't mean to say their business needs to be published everywhere and be twisted along the way, if your next door neighbour battered their wife that wouldn't be published in OK! magazine- for the simple fact their not famous just leave their problems alont I'm sure Chris has learn't from their mistakes...
I LOVE CHRIS BROWN AND BOW WOW BIGGGGGGGGGGG FAN !:D
May 27th, 2009 7:44 PM
Im so happy he came out the twilight zone. These mean and hateful people have kept him in seclusion long enough. He has every right to move on with his life. And i have a feeling this album is going to be the best yet. Im gonna be the 1st one in the store gettin a copy. If no one in the world loves him, i do.
May 27th, 2009 10:18 PM
i love chris brown and i never stop
May 28th, 2009 5:12 AM
It's so stupid that the first time he breaks the silence after the whole "alleged beating," all he has to say is, "I'm not a monster," in his ignorant, ghetto tone of voice. Could he not have said something slightly intelligent? Perhaps expressed some remorse for what he did to Rihanna? We all know by now that the incident is not alleged and that it actually DID happen!
FUCK Chris Brown. All you people who defend him are probably ghetto teenybopper girls yourselves who have no other male role model to look up to besides an abusive, ghetto, has-been celebrity.
May 28th, 2009 7:40 AM
@sara~u tell chris 2 make a smart statement, but u cant even type one down. U really need 2 be careful how u slang the word ~ghetto~around. Its a location where people that are less fourtunate live, not a type of person. Get your mentality straight.
May 28th, 2009 11:54 PM
You know, there was a time when people used to say that domestic violence should be just between a man and a woman, and the government and police shouldn't get involved. I believe that's called ignorance Ilovechrisbrown. Here's hoping you still feel the same way if some man pounds on you.
June 2nd, 2009 9:37 PM
sara is a fagg f rihanna dumb she started the fight and chris ended it okkk
June 2nd, 2009 9:37 PM
sara is a fagg f rihanna dumb she started the fight and chris ended it okkk