Dear Keith Lewis, co-director of the Miss California Pageant,
The Hollywood Gossip
Earlier this week, our site was one of the first to report that Carrie Prejean - the reigning Miss USA runner-up and hater of gay couples around the world - underwent breast enhancement surgery. Lewis, who we even referred to as a "very nice man," proceeded to call our office and deny accountability for spreading this rumor.
That was then. Now, he's gone on The Early Show and confirmed that the Miss California Pageant actually paid for Prejean's boob job.
Carrie Prejean has a beautiful, partially fake, bikini body. Does the Bible say anything about boob jobs?
"We assisted when Carrie came to us and voiced the interest in having the procedure done," Lewis told co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez this morning."We want to put her in the best possible confidence in order to present herself in the best possible light on a national stage."
The man that flip flops more than John Kerry added:
"It's not something we endorse, nor is it something that we suggest. But when we meet with the titleholder when she's crowned Miss California, we put to her a litany of questions about how she feels about herself, what she feels she needs to work on, what she may need to change, what is good, what is not good."
Lewis also said that Prejean - who came in second to Kristen Dalton - had a better chance of winning by being "more proportioned" during the swimsuit competition.
She also had a better chance of winning if Perez Hilton was less of a self-serving jackass and/or Prejean didn't believe that one's religious beliefs should be applied to state law.