Britney Spears Visits Sick Kids, Grinds on Stripper Pole

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No, not at the same time. But on the same day.

After rolling into Miami on Saturday, Britney Spears' Circus Tour featured a sideshow for a worthy cause: a visit to 40 sick children at Miami Children's Hospital.

"Britney took pictures with the kids and she gave them autographed pictures," hospital spokesperson Cristene Martinez told People. "The kids were so excited to meet Britney, and having her here was a great distraction for them."

Britney Spears Visits Sick Kids

No word on whether the kids were invited to Britney Spears' kid-friendly show at the America Airlines Arena that followed. We kind of hope not, for their sake.

If they did, their parents basically paid $150 to take them to a gentlemen's club.

Seriously, the girl looks way too comfortable gripping that pole. At least she has a career to fall back on if the economy dries up her ticket and music sales.

Click to enlarge more Britney Spears pics, which she should put on her website ASAP if she ever needs to audition for a strip club job or Cinemax movie:

Britney O-Face
Gettin' Low
Gripping That Pole
Back to the Pole
Ready to Work It
A Natural
Backin' Dat Ass Up!
Stepping Into Her Office
Flexing Her Muscles
Number One
The Circus

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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