O.J. Simpson will stop at nothing.
The former Heisman Trophy winner, NFL star and actor had a pretty good life going until 1994, when he killed his ex-wife and her friend.
He somehow beat the rap for this, and in turn, might have lived out his days in seclusion, laughing at the legal system, but no, not O.J. Simpson.
In a shameless attempt to cash in, O.J. authored a book entitled If I Did It - a "hypothetical" account of the gruesome double-murder.
Simpson has had police called to his house for domestic incidents involving his girlfriend Christie Prody (yes, someone dates O.J.) several times.
He has been found guilty of pirating DirecTV, guilty of owing over $1.4 million in past income taxes, and just last year, was arrested for robbing peeps in Vegas.
OJ Simpson: From courtroom to board room?
It should come as a surprise to no one, then, that he has reportedly asked Donald Trump to be a part of next season's Celebrity Apprentice.
"Simpson really wants to do it. Trump and NBC are thinking about it, but are being very cautious," a source told the New York Post.
"There's a certain amount of heat associated with Simpson."
Yes. Yes there is. Such as when O.J. told his fellow thugs to "get some heat" and go rob the sports paraphernalia dealers who had "his" stuff.
We know Donald Trump is all about publicity, but we sincerely hope there's a conscience somewhere beneath the bad comb-over.