Marko Jaric: Nailing Jumpers, Adriana Lima
Marco Jaric averages 9.3 points per game for the worst team in the NBA. But the random Minnesota Timberwolves guard is among the leaders for MVP voting now that his relationship with Victoria's Secret goddess, Adriana Lima, has been made public.
While teammate Mark Madsen wouldn't comment on whether or not anything he's seen on Marko Jaric in the shower might have led to this impressive conquest, he did say that Lima has helped Jaric's mediocre basketball skills:
"Ever since he started dating Adriana Lima, he's a new man. He's flying all over the court. He dunked! I've never seen him dunk."
Take this, Tony Romo! Marko Jaric is one-upping your tanging of Jessica Simpson (and Alli Sims, and Sophia Bush, and Carrie Underwood...) with Adriana Lima.
November 30th, 2007 12:00 AM
god shes fucking hot i wanna drill her ass and pussy and she can be my dick sucking machine
December 2nd, 2007 10:29 PM
Jaric is probably the most consistant player for the wolves. The word mediocre is usually not used to describe anyone that plays for the NBA. Dont go dissing Minnesota man, where do you think the Lakers came from? Your welcome.
Jaric is a great guy on and off the court. Adriana is lucky to have him.
June 13th, 2008 12:04 PM
I whack off to adrianna lima all the time.My dick
gets hard every time I see her in the catalogs I
cum all over them.God how i would love to fuck
her for real man I get wet just thinking about it.