If you thought things couldn't get any worse, or bizarre, in the life of Britney Spears, you obviously don't read enough celebrity news.

She's redefining the depths to which she sinks by the day. The latest? In Touch Weekly reporting that there is a new Britney Spears sex tape.

A guy who met Britney Spears while she was on vacation in June tells In Touch that he made a graphic sex video of them and that it might become public.

The 28-year-old, who was living on Hawaii's Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney Spears' knowledge as he was going to town on her at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast June 7.

Britney Spears was first the subject of sex tape rumors right after she and Kevin Federline split last winter. Now a new sex tape rumor is making the rounds.

So far, according to Perez Hilton, the only thing this new dude claims is holding him back from releasing the sex tape is disappointment in his own performance - he's too embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it!

It's alright, man. We can handle it. Besides, we're talking about sex with Britney Spears. You think she was sober enough to remember the details?

In Touch claims he met the mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James in the bar at 1 a.m., and that they partied together in Britney's room before hooking up.

"It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy," he says. "It was a little disappointing. It lasted for 25 minutes and then we passed out."

So to sum up, we are talking about a Britney Spears sex tape in which she gets it on with some dude for 25 minutes and then falls asleep. Wow.

What do you think? Is this Britney Spears sex tape for real? It seems like a classic bogus piece of made-up celebrity gossip, but then again, considering who we're talking about here, you can't be sure it's bull$h!t by any means.

The real million-dollar question: With David Hans Schmidt now deceased, who's gonna get ahold of the tape and leak clips to the press as they shop it for seven figures? Rest in peace, big fella. You are already missed.