You Want a Piece of Britney Spears?

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Okay, don't answer that, Columbus Short. Or you, J.R. Rotem. Or all of you, Isaac Cohen, Jason Filyaw, Howie Day, Matt Encinias, Criss Angel, Shannon Funk and Daimon Shippen. That's just a rhetorical question, aight?

She may have lost custody of her kids as of yesterday, but Britney Spears is still making good music. Or at least music. We've gotten ahold of the lyrics to one of her deep, passionate new songs, entitled "Piece of Me."

In the song, the mother of Jayden James and Sean Preston, seen here going after celebrity news media with an umbrella in February, blames all her problems on being famous and says that the public eye ruins her life.

"You want a piece of me? Come get it, y'all!"

There's even one line (see below), in which Britney sings (and we use that term loosely): "Don't matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines, they still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine."

Three points about this, before we move on...

  1. There's a good chance this is the worst rhyme of all time. No one sneaks away to the Philippines. Come on. That's the best you can do?
  2. There's no way Britney Spears knows what derrière means.
  3. Maybe her rear end (that's what it means!) wouldn't be in magazines if she wouldn't run errands or go clubbing in no underwear! Often!

Anyway. Here are the lyrics to "Piece of Me."

I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see no harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exception
And you want a piece of me

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. ‘You want a piece of me?'
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to startin' havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. ‘Most likely to get on TV for strippin' on the streets'
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
Causing panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of me…

You want a piece of me?

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)

Oh yeah
You want a piece of me

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There was David Archuleta If I'm right who sneak away to the Philipipnes.
There's one week hollywood singer, who sneak away to the Philippines.
There's Mariah Carey, who sneak away to Palawan Philippines.
And Michael Jackson, went to same place as Mariah Carey did in Philippines. Both Mariah and Michael had a secret visit in our country, without anyone's idea, until they left, and from there, it was told. There's Pirate of the Caribbean which shoots their scene in Palawan Philippines. And don't make me name more hollywood, who sneaks in the Philippines. I need more explanation why the author of this article said so.

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Of course you could sneak away to the Philippines.. It's pretty cool there..

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What the author means is , she wouldn't be able to sneak away to the Philippines, as most people there would at least know who she is. The author isn't putting down the country. If anything she is giving it credit. Philippines is beautiful country, the crazy jeepneys of manilla to the luciouis greens of Tagatai mountains and the deep blue of the island beaches.

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I got to give to her this song is clever witty the bands are devine not to mention Britney herself. I hent herd anything like this from her in a long time. No one can deny that the girl has talent...it's like she's risen from the ashes, I loved it when it first came out I'm still loving every line now, and I doubt that's going to change anytime soon. My girls love too.

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apparently the Philippines has been seriously stereotyped here: it is a beautiful country, and has some of the best and underrated beaches in the world. and yes, a large percentage of the natives there speak english, which is a bonus for stars who would like to relax and be understood.

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Man bitches britney is back and now is better than ever so just let her be this song is awsome so let britney continue her thing cuz itz wat shes good at Keep on rokin Britney

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omg some of these comments are pretty harsh.. come on i agree with that fan chris.. i mean come on alright she has these kids then her husband is buying the drugs then she was a sungle mom and went through a period of DEPRESSION!! give her a break

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Beth,
You clearly haven't got a clue when it comes to music; and I think it's hilarious that this song that you hate so much is actually written about people just like you! That's so damn funny and your comments have made you look like a damn fool.
If you think you're such a music / lyrical expert, where are all the songs you've written hey? Britney may not have made all the right decisions in life but she's brought music to the world which is (I'm sure) much, much, much more than you've ever done, or will do, for that matter! Keep your dim-witted comments to yourself, and go and enjoy your dog poop!

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yehh nufin' wrong wid "The Philippines" ^_^ its great she mentioned it, been there many times, may not have the publicity of Thailand, Malaysia and Vietnam but I'm tellin' ya you're missin' out if u haven't been 'ere: BORACAY all the way~`! Discover the 7,107 islands, the pearl of the Orient~`! *back to the point more power to Britney~`!

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No one sneaks away to the Philippines. Come on. That's the best you can do? bloody hell ! for your information.. The only Asian country where most people speak English. THE PHILIPPINES!!!! thats why .. and a hundreds island that you can perfect treat to enjoy the sunlight. perfect spot for theraphy.