Okay, don't answer that, Columbus Short. Or you, J.R. Rotem. Or all of you, Isaac Cohen, Jason Filyaw, Howie Day, Matt Encinias, Criss Angel, Shannon Funk and Daimon Shippen. That's just a rhetorical question, aight?
She may have lost custody of her kids as of yesterday, but Britney Spears is still making good music. Or at least music. We've gotten ahold of the lyrics to one of her deep, passionate new songs, entitled "Piece of Me."
In the song, the mother of Jayden James and Sean Preston, seen here going after celebrity news media with an umbrella in February, blames all her problems on being famous and says that the public eye ruins her life.
"You want a piece of me? Come get it, y'all!"
There's even one line (see below), in which Britney sings (and we use that term loosely): "Don't matter if I step on the scene or sneak away to the Philippines, they still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine."
Three points about this, before we move on...
- There's a good chance this is the worst rhyme of all time. No one sneaks away to the Philippines. Come on. That's the best you can do?
- There's no way Britney Spears knows what derrière means.
- Maybe her rear end (that's what it means!) wouldn't be in magazines if she wouldn't run errands or go clubbing in no underwear! Often!
Anyway. Here are the lyrics to "Piece of Me."
I'm Miss bad media karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see no harm
In working and being a mama
And with a kid on my arm
I'm still an exception
And you want a piece of me
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. âYou want a piece of me?'
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the paparazzi
Who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to startin' havoc
And end up settlin' in court
Now are you sure you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. âMost likely to get on TV for strippin' on the streets'
When getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
Causing panic in the industry
I mean, please, do you want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Miss American Dream since I was 17
Don't matter if I step on the scene
Or sneak away to the Philippines
They still got pictures of my derrière in the magazine
You want a piece of me?
You want a piece of meâ¦
You want a piece of me?
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's Shameless
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Exta! Extra! this just in
(You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin
(You want a piece of me)
Oh yeah
You want a piece of me...
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24 Comments
October 2nd, 2007 12:56 PM
Well, she clearly wrote that mess. My dog can poop a better song that this. I can't think of any other way to describe her. She's just a beast. And she deserves to be caged like any other animal that doesn't know how to function in society.
October 19th, 2007 8:43 PM
i heard a snippet of this song and whether the lyrics may sound crappy she "sings" the lyrics and makes it soo hott...hell yeah ill have a piece of you!
October 26th, 2007 12:39 PM
What ever1 The song rocks. It doesn't need to Rhyme to sound good. Excellent 5 stars job
November 1st, 2007 12:38 AM
This is one HOT song. Britneys back bitch!
November 5th, 2007 3:52 PM
Stop attacking her, this song is great - her album is great.. I mean are people really sad to see her do something good? Get a life, Britney's back & obviously still has fans.
November 20th, 2007 10:57 PM
Whether or not she wrote it, however it is delivered, it's an extremely catchy song. I don't think Brit was ever known for her amazing talent; but she usually is pretty good at cranking out some catchy songs that easily get stuck in your head. Which to some extent is all she needs.
November 27th, 2007 6:40 PM
whoever wrote this article is stupid as hell! some celebs sneak away to the philippines! george clooney and mariah carey were spotted at some hidden private resort. you obviously don't know what it's like to be a celebrity so stop hating on britney.
November 29th, 2007 7:14 AM
"There's a good chance this is the worst rhyme of all time. No one sneaks away to the Philippines. Come on. That's the best you can do? "
--- WTF?! R U LKE OUT OF YOUR MIND?. WATS WRONG ABOUT THE PHILIPPINES. ITS SUCH A NICE COUNTRY... AND I ACKNOWLEDGE BRIT FOR PUTTING OUR COUNTRY IN THAT SONG... get a LIFE... if u hve one! :|
December 15th, 2007 7:37 PM
"No one sneaks away to the Philippines. Come on. That's the best you can do?"
Excuse me... NO ONE sneaks away to the Philippines?! Where have YOU been?! o_0
December 17th, 2007 8:54 PM
WTF no one sneaks to the Philippines? Have you even BEEN there? The Philippines is one of the greatest places I've been to. T_T So maybe you should shut your mouth before you say something like that!