Brooke Hogan Still Refuses to Wear Clothing, Sing Well

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Come on, Brooke Hogan.

We know you can't sing - and therefore must try to sell your looks - but does that mean you need to keep scaring little children? Put on some clothing, for Hulk's sake!

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Unlike Lucy Pinder, Amanda Beard, or almost every other famous female, you don't have the body to pull off chaps, Brooke. Or any sort of revealing clothing.

Just look at other giants. You don't see that Jolly Green guy wearing any halter tops, do you?

 

The bottom line, Brooke, is that you need to either get off the stage or follow the path of Katie Price nude: when you have no talent, just take all your clothes off and leave it at that.

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    Comments can be cruel? I always say you can't blame somebody for trying. There are many talented/untalented performers, it's a matter of taste, I don't listen to Brooke Hogan's music or watch her t.v. show, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna leave a nasty comment, It's not called for! Lots of people write bad things about a certain British singer that I like and she gets to much attention, for everything. This is what they do for a living don't pick at them!

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    Comments can be cruel? I always say you can't blame somebody for trying. There are many talented/untalented performers, it's a matter of taste, I don't listen to Brooke Hogan's music or watch her t.v. show, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna leave a nasty comment, It's not called for! Lots of people write bad things about a certain British singer that I like and she gets to much attention, for everything. This is what they do for a living don't pick at them!

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    She's a stocky fit sexy girl. She could lay off the tanner n makeup but so could everyother girl. She's not relly thin she's fit and has a body makin her a sexy gal...she doesn't need to loose weight. Fat is over weight...its ppl like all of tht cause belimia and anerexicia. You all just bash ppl til they turn to u n when they do their coping and u still hate them...anyone on this who has dyed/higlighted hair taned skin name brand clothes and a makeup bag are copycats and look trampy too. So she's just like u guys so chill out at this she's doin something she enjois and not bashing ppl

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    R u ppl 4 real? Can u say 'trans-gender,? HOLY Jaw

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    Ohh weel exucse her 4 nawt bein a size 0....ok not the best singer but shes a gorgous girl and jus cus the rest of yous aff 2 starve your selfs to get to a size two don NOT take it out in those HAPPY with there body btw,, Katie Price has really matured and if you'll noticed NOT a glamour model anymore