Brooke Hogan Still Refuses to Wear Clothing, Sing Well

Come on, Brooke Hogan.

We know you can't sing - and therefore must try to sell your looks - but does that mean you need to keep scaring little children? Put on some clothing, for Hulk's sake!

Unlike Lucy Pinder, Amanda Beard, or almost every other famous female, you don't have the body to pull off chaps, Brooke. Or any sort of revealing clothing.

Just look at other giants. You don't see that Jolly Green guy wearing any halter tops, do you?

 The Front of Brooke HoganThe Back of Brooke Hogan

The bottom line, Brooke, is that you need to either get off the stage or follow the path of Katie Price nude: when you have no talent, just take all your clothes off and leave it at that.



19 Comments

  1. chris t. Says:

    oh my god!!! ha!! god, she looks sooo chubby!! yuck! christina looked hell better in her leather chaps...but this girl, needs to work out and find her own style. thank god i never bought her album.

  2. JD Says:

    Brooke don't listen to all these haters trying to bring you down....Baby you are fine as hell and if these moran haters want to talk smack they should get on stage themselves and see what they can do. It's not easy to get up there and do your thing! Brooke YOU GO GIRL!!!

  3. Your mama Says:

    it's amazing how some people make a living trashing others. As much as i don't care for Brooke Hogan, i think she's just a 19 year old kid. it's so below the belt that whoever wrote this column called her "giant" and make other incredibly low class insults. Shame on you!! What goes around comes around. Hope your kids grow up well!

  4. Stephanie Says:

    Don't listen to all the HATERS!!! They are just mad that they cant do what you do and look good doing it!!! I think she looks GREAT, I think she has a GREAT voice, and at least she isn't just skin and bones like most the other star are today!!! You do your thing girl...CAUSE U CAN!!!

  5. maria Says:

    you kidding me right??? you all think she looks good?? she looks like a retired hooker going back into her profession. she's a no-talent, class-less and hooker looking wannabe singer. she has to copy christina and britney just to have people pay her some attn. yuck is right!!!

  6. pdog Says:

    brook i watch ur show so far u look like a pretty girl that can sing and that is into boys more than 10 yrs older than u and u have no style...but we will see maybe ur not what ppl r calling u or making u w/e byee and i wish u all theb (p.s. when i said all those things i didnt mean it in a bad way but im just telling u what the show is making u look like

  7. pdog Says:

    i luv u brook even though sum ppl do ur pretty and have nice hair only thing (and not trying to be mean) work on ur thighs EXERCISE those thighs other than that u da bomb

  8. Matt Says:

    God! girl u look damn good ! and what is with all thes people saying u need to work out... y u look just fine. I hate people that say u need to work out. if u did then ther would b nothing to u and they r saying shit about ur cloths and that u should have some thing else on. well dont lison to them u look damn good and u have nothing wrong in the way u sing and what u look like!!!

  9. Me Says:

    Another dumb blond right? Brooke really needs to work on her body she so fat and disgusting. She thinks shes so pretty i mean honestly she would be nothing without all that maybeline. Bitch needs to get a life and stop thinking she the shit.

  10. kt Says:

    Brooke is a horrible singer. In most cases I would say that just because she isn't talented doesn't mean you have to rip into her. But she's known as being a diva, she's filthy rich and she is a terrible role model- go ahead, call her a whore!

  11. danielle Says:

    JEALOUS IDIOTS! She is a lovely girl, very pretty and has a lovely voice! Don't go comparing her with Britney Spears - Britney can't even sing and look at Britney now - she's a mess! and Maria keep the comments to yourself calling her a hooker how low can you go...i'd like to see you...you'd probably break a mirror girl - GO BROOKE WE LOVE YOU

  12. brittany r Says:

    you are very preetty but i think the ony reason you got to were you are is because of your dad.i think you need to get away from the hole hogan knows best thing and do your own thing. then maybe more people will take you more as a singer instead of a rich girl

    P.S
    your album is great

  13. shorty Says:

    Brooke u rock! ur awesome! I watch Hogan Knows Best whenever its on! but that is mostly because of ur brother nick! I LOVE HIM and i always will! And dont listen to some of these people u got ur fame by having an amazing voice- not because of ur dad!!!! Luv ya!!! kiss kiss

  14. amanda Says:

    I bet everyone hating on Brooke is fat and ugly. Instead of getting your nasty asses up and working out you have to call a very beautiful woman a giant. This is why I have no female friends!!! You all need to leave the poor girl alone and go to the gym!! and go get some class

  15. Raven Says:

    Brooke is pretty,don't be so jealous

  16. chelsea Says:

    brooke your gorgeouss &extremely skinny dont listen to what anybody else says! i bought your album & i loveee itt ! youu have such an amazing voice!! i wanna be just like youu<3 xoxo

  17. caycay69 Says:

    Brooke don't you dare listen to all these damn moronic haters you keep doin what you do.I luv u and think you look great. Rock ON baby!

  18. Maria...xx Says:

    Ohh weel exucse her 4 nawt bein a size 0....ok not the best singer but shes a gorgous girl and jus cus the rest of yous aff 2 starve your selfs to get to a size two don NOT take it out in those HAPPY with there body btw,, Katie Price has really matured and if you'll noticed NOT a glamour model anymore

  19. Nikka Says:

    R u ppl 4 real? Can u say 'trans-gender,? HOLY Jaw


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