Brooke Hogan Still Refuses to Wear Clothing, Sing Well

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Come on, Brooke Hogan.

We know you can't sing - and therefore must try to sell your looks - but does that mean you need to keep scaring little children? Put on some clothing, for Hulk's sake!

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Unlike Lucy Pinder, Amanda Beard, or almost every other famous female, you don't have the body to pull off chaps, Brooke. Or any sort of revealing clothing.

Just look at other giants. You don't see that Jolly Green guy wearing any halter tops, do you?

 

The bottom line, Brooke, is that you need to either get off the stage or follow the path of Katie Price nude: when you have no talent, just take all your clothes off and leave it at that.

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Brooke Hogan Biography

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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan