Come on, Brooke Hogan.
We know you can't sing - and therefore must try to sell your looks - but does that mean you need to keep scaring little children? Put on some clothing, for Hulk's sake!
Unlike Lucy Pinder, Amanda Beard, or almost every other famous female, you don't have the body to pull off chaps, Brooke. Or any sort of revealing clothing.
Just look at other giants. You don't see that Jolly Green guy wearing any halter tops, do you?
 
The bottom line, Brooke, is that you need to either get off the stage or follow the path of Katie Price nude: when you have no talent, just take all your clothes off and leave it at that.
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July 4th, 2007 9:21 AM
oh my god!!! ha!! god, she looks sooo chubby!! yuck! christina looked hell better in her leather chaps...but this girl, needs to work out and find her own style. thank god i never bought her album.
July 6th, 2007 6:03 PM
Brooke don't listen to all these haters trying to bring you down....Baby you are fine as hell and if these moran haters want to talk smack they should get on stage themselves and see what they can do. It's not easy to get up there and do your thing! Brooke YOU GO GIRL!!!
July 16th, 2007 11:41 PM
it's amazing how some people make a living trashing others. As much as i don't care for Brooke Hogan, i think she's just a 19 year old kid. it's so below the belt that whoever wrote this column called her "giant" and make other incredibly low class insults. Shame on you!! What goes around comes around. Hope your kids grow up well!
July 17th, 2007 5:01 AM
Don't listen to all the HATERS!!! They are just mad that they cant do what you do and look good doing it!!! I think she looks GREAT, I think she has a GREAT voice, and at least she isn't just skin and bones like most the other star are today!!! You do your thing girl...CAUSE U CAN!!!
July 17th, 2007 5:20 AM
you kidding me right??? you all think she looks good?? she looks like a retired hooker going back into her profession. she's a no-talent, class-less and hooker looking wannabe singer. she has to copy christina and britney just to have people pay her some attn. yuck is right!!!
September 5th, 2007 10:36 PM
brook i watch ur show so far u look like a pretty girl that can sing and that is into boys more than 10 yrs older than u and u have no style...but we will see maybe ur not what ppl r calling u or making u w/e byee and i wish u all theb (p.s. when i said all those things i didnt mean it in a bad way but im just telling u what the show is making u look like
September 5th, 2007 10:38 PM
i luv u brook even though sum ppl do ur pretty and have nice hair only thing (and not trying to be mean) work on ur thighs EXERCISE those thighs other than that u da bomb
November 4th, 2007 11:52 PM
Brooke is a horrible singer. In most cases I would say that just because she isn't talented doesn't mean you have to rip into her. But she's known as being a diva, she's filthy rich and she is a terrible role model- go ahead, call her a whore!
November 19th, 2007 6:34 AM
JEALOUS IDIOTS! She is a lovely girl, very pretty and has a lovely voice! Don't go comparing her with Britney Spears - Britney can't even sing and look at Britney now - she's a mess! and Maria keep the comments to yourself calling her a hooker how low can you go...i'd like to see you...you'd probably break a mirror girl - GO BROOKE WE LOVE YOU
November 26th, 2007 2:12 PM
you are very preetty but i think the ony reason you got to were you are is because of your dad.i think you need to get away from the hole hogan knows best thing and do your own thing. then maybe more people will take you more as a singer instead of a rich girl
P.S
your album is great