Brooke Hogan Scares Audience, Mankind

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Pop quiz time, readers of The Hollywood Gossip. Which is scarier:

Unfortunately for concert-goers below, they were faced with both these disasters. If you thought Kim Kardashian and her huge ass were frightening, well, you were right. But these pics are a close second:

Brooke H.

Yikes.

Despite often wearing the same outfit as Hulk Hogan's daughter, Audrina Patridge would most likely avoid this ugly western look. So would any celebrity with two working eyes.

We suppose fans in attendance should at least be thankful that Brooke didn't go all Akon on them and body slam anybody to the ground. But it appears as though this behemoth could do so if she wanted to, doesn't it?

In the end, we'd prefer to be Cynthia Rodriguez walking around Boston than anyone stuck listening to, and looking at, this train wreck.

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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan