When we hear the words "Britney Spears" and "boots" in the same sentence, our first thought is of the drunk pop star puking on ex-boyfriend Isaac Cohen.
In this case, though, we're talking about the $170 Kenneth Cole boots (she's goin' cheap AND goin' cowgirl on us) that she's seemingly unable to part with.
Seriously. As the photo gallery below indicates, Britney Spears is hell bent on wearing those ugly things no matter how bizarre they look with her assorted ridiculous outfits.
She's been spotted sporting those sad, saddle browns more than four times in one week. From left to right, at a Lakers game (where her cousin Alli gawked at Luke Walton), out shopping, out shopping again, and out for dinnerwith sister Jamie Lynn Spears.Â
In the picture on the far right, we forgive you if you're looking at Britney's ample breasts (sporting a lovely stain) rather than her boots. We did a closeup on this somewhat titillating, semi-weird nipple slip shot if you're interested.
As relatively cheap (by celebrity fashion standards, anyway) as they might be, those boots could look cute if paired with something other than, say, a Lakers jersey. Just saying.
Instead of wondering if the insane one has lost her marbles, The Gossip is starting to wonder if we need to be asking, "Has she lost her stylist?"
Howie Day, get your supposed girlfriend into fashion rehab, ASAP. K?