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If Suri Cruise Could Talk... She'd Want Out!

If babies (or Jessica Simpson) were smart enough to put together complete sentences, oh, the sweet, innocent and inane things they would say.

Alas, all we can do is speculate. Below, T.H. Gossip has done just that, taking a trip inside the mind of that little Asian cutie, Suri Cruise.

Suri's Plea For Freedom

Despite the adulation of her parents, Suri clearly realizes -- even at the tender age of six months -- that TomKat has more than a few screws loose. To say the least. They practice Scientology, which is essentially witchcraft. Suri's pleas for help do not fall upon deaf ears, we assure you... but Tom Cruise's rather large security detail might have something to say about our liberating the poor tyke. *sigh*

Well, a Gossip website can dream, at least. FREE SURI!

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8 Comments

  1. Hub Bard Says:

    Scientology scares me :(

    Watch these if you have the time...

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3463204714566011542&q=Scientology+orientation&hl=en - Scientology Orienation video

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4595729596527335458&q=Scientology&hl=en
    - Scientology and their take over of Clearwater Florida

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1083100102009309014&q=Scientology&hl=en
    - Scientology 4th of July event

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3036203388298824269&q=Scientology&hl=en - "The Bridge", a movie that Scientology does not want you to see!

  2. That Girl Says:

    What Suri is thinking is, "Who are these people?" I have never seen a mother out more often without her infant child. Who is taking care of Suri while her parents are out daily at Tom's kids' ballgames and events? Even Britney seems to spend more time with her kids. My advice to Katie, stay home and bond with your child.

  3. Alix Says:

    When she starts to walk, she'll RUN away from home.

  4. carrie Says:

    I am tellin you. Suri Cruise is def an asian cutie, but she could aslo be a baby Bjork. You hafta put a side by side of Bjork and Suri. PLEASE.

  5. Meliah Says:

    Thats not their baby man! That's just as much as their baby as it is to Michael Jackson's WHITE kids. That baby is ASIAN...Or of some descent!!!

  6. Dorin Says:

    Am I the only person in this world that actually thinks the baby looks like her dad ( Tom Cruise that is)...

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