In the eyes of Teresa Giudice and her loved ones, Joe Giudice has been screwed over by the American justice system.
This is their takeaway after a judge sentenced that the Real Housewives of New Jersey star must actually be deported back to his native country of Italy after he gets released from prison in 2019.
But while Teresa and her four kids think their loved one has gotten the shaft as a result of this decision, Giudice admitted something to Andy Cohen this week.
She hasn't gotten Joe's shaft in well over two years.
By which we mean the following:
Teresa has not had sexual intercourse in a very, very, VERY long time.
“There have always been rumors that you and Joe were going to get divorced, and now he’s been away and my poor girl has not had sex in a long time ‘cause there’s no conjugal visits,” Cohen said while chatting with Giudice on Watch What Happens Live.
“Two years and seven months. I’m counting," Teresa said in response.
Such a dry spell would appear to spell doom for a marriage, although Teresa swears she isn't gonna split from Joe.
Instead, this lack of boning can be more connected to a simple lack of time Teresa and Joe have had together.
Not because they are working long hours or anything like that...
... but because Teresa was in jail for 11 months and then, as soon as she was freed, Joe was placed behind bars to begin his prison sentence for bankruptcy and other types of financial fraud.
Both husband and wife pleaded guilty to these charges in 2014.
As a result, they haven't exactly had time to much hanky or panky in the years since.
In October, a judge ordered Joe to be deported to his native Italy after his release from prison. He plans to appeal the ruling.
Will Teresa be by his side throughout the process?
Will she ever be back under his naked body ever again?
Only time will tell, folks.
Check out the video here to watch Teresa spill all the deets about her sex life... or lackthereof.