Oh, the Teen Mom franchise ... what an embarrassment of riches we have with this glorious show.
Ever since the very first episode of Teen Mom aired all those years ago, there's always been some kind of drama, some kind of delightful reality television trash.
Have you been counting your blessings? Because you really should have been.
Not only do we have Teen Mom OG, but we also have Teen Mom 2: that's eight girls who got pregnant at 16 and allowed MTV to film the aftermath.
And now -- hold on tight, because this really is awesome -- we're getting another show, this one featuring just the dads.
Right now, the show is literally just one show, a special called Weekend at Corey's, but who knows where this could go?
In the special, Corey Simms, father of Leah Messer's twin daughters, hosts a little weekend getaway in the mountains of West Virginia.
Gary Shirley (Amber Portwood's ex), Jo Rivera (father of Kailyn Lowry's oldest son), and Nathan Griffith (Jenelle Evans' terrible nightmare guy) all show up for some backwoods fun.
Does this sound like an absolute mess? Yes, of course it does.
Are we all over it anyway? Oh hell yes, we are.
Check out the trailer for the special below: