Donald Trump is touring the Middle East this week, and while he may have once looked at the region as a giant sand trap in his global golf course, the Donald has been going out of his way to demonstrate respect for the region and its inhabitants.
Some of his followers are upset, as Trump talks tough about "radical Islamic terrorism" (which is up there with "beautiful" and "bigly" as one of his favorite terms) and slammed prior administrations for being too friendly with the region's leaders.
And yet there he is - hobnobbing, participating in the customs, touching the weird glowing orbs, and appearing on the billboards:
But while Trump is getting a mostly favorable reception in countries like Saudi Arabia and Israel, it seems things are a bit more hostile on the homefront.
No, we're not talking about the fact that a Trump impeachment pretty much seems like a foregone conclusion at this point.
We're talking about the apparent tension between Donald and the most reluctant FLOTUS in American history.
Yes, when she's not reminding him to put his hand on his heart for the national anthem, Melania is busy pretending to enjoy the company of her Day-Glo cash cow, and that can't be an easy feat.
So it's not surprising that there's an occasional crack in her facade.
Watch as Melania hilariously rebuffs the president's attempt at PDA in the clip below.
It just hasn't been a great year for the Donald's tiny, tiny hands.