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Earlier this week, The Martian trailer went viral.

The film stars Matt Damon as an astronaut who gets left on Mars by his crew.

That concept sounds intriguing, but not nearly as intriguing as the one presented on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Taking aim once again at his good friend and frequent foil, Kimmel sets up Damon’s next movie a bit differently, titling it "The Mastronaut: Emission to Mars" and, put simply, making it appear as if Damon just masturbates throughout the entire thing.

‘Sometimes the greatest love of all is under the zipper of your space suit,” narrates the fake trailer, while Kimmel later adds:

"44 years he spent with himself researching that role."

Funny stuff, but Kimmel better be careful. Damon might kidnap him again.