Last month, word of Kourtney Kardashian's clashes with her family had fans fearing that Kourtney will leave reality television.
Well, Keeping Up With The Kardashians premieres in just a few days, and Kourtney is still on it, at least for now.
In the new sneak peek, Kourtney clashes with her sisters and declares that she's a "born b--ch."
In the preview video, Kim and Khloe (who is, of course, pregnant) are huddled up on the couch, bracing themselves for this conversation as if they're about to report failure to Darth Vader.
"I don't understand the f--king attitude," Khloe whispers to Kim.
"I'm so afraid of her," Kim says.
Khloe echoes: "I'm, like, so afraid of her."
Kourtney comes in, wearing red and black, her face a mask of disinterest.
Kourtney immediately starts looking at her phone, which would be fine, except that she's there to talk to Kim and Khloe and, oh by the way, they're being filmed.
Like children trying to get their mom's attention while she's on the phone, Khloe waves at Kourtney while Kim flashes her. Neither of them elicit a response.
"Heh," Kim says. "She's, like, not paying attention."
Kourtney's cool reply is: "What do you want me to do? Sit here and stare?"
That's ... not an invalid point, honestly.
"Well, guys," Kim says. "I really wasn't going to plan a baby shower."
We know that it was forever ago, but we all remember Kim Kardashian's third, very pink baby shower.
"But I think it's important for North, so she starts feeling that, like, it's coming," Kim explains. "Things are happening."
Even if those "things" aren't visible, because Kim hired a gestational carrier.
"So," Kim continues. "A vision came to me about cherry blossoms."
Khloe chimes in: "They're so beautiful."
Kim says: "And that's my favorite thing at the moment."
The results, as we've all seen, were absolutely gorgeous.
At this point, Kim starts going into detail about feeling busy and overwhelmed between the baby shower and the photoshoot.
Khloe volunteers to help her -- with the baby shower, not with the photoshoot. That's fair.
Kourtney ignores Kim's pleas for help and seems to tune out her sisters.
"Thank you for the help," Kim says. Then, she adds a little rub. "Thanks for being so present."
This comment was clearly aimed at Kourtney, who was seated just feet away from them but did not seem present at all.
Kourtney does speak, but she has nothing pleasant to say.
"Who let you choose black covers for your furniture?" Kourtney asks Khlow.
Kourt then declares that it's "disgusting."
"Usually people get a color that's neutral to your floor," Kourtney claims. "Who chooses black?"
For the record, folks, this is America, and you can get whatever color for your furniture covers that you like. It doesn't even have to be a boring option.
But Kourtney is clearly looking to pick a fight.
"Well, thanks for coming over," Khloe says. "Thanks for being so lovely."
"When I come into your house," Khloe continues. "I'll be sure to say ... just a critical comment."
Kourtney then insists that Khloe already does this "every time."
Kourt may be feeling needlessly confontational, but she's not the only one spouting hostile words.
Khloe asks: "What is up your a--? Seriously, what the f--k is wrong with you?"
Kourtney replies that she is a "born b--ch."
The clip ends with Khloe telling the camera: "If I wasn't pregnant, I'd probably have f--king drowned you in the pool."