June Shannon Has Stopped Having Sex, World Breathes Sigh of Relief

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If you're feeling a bit down in the dumps about the state of our world this week, you're certainly not alone.

That's why we're bring you this reminder that things could always be much, much worse.

For example, "Mama June" Shannon could still have a TV show.

As you may recall (congrats if you managed to block it out), Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was canceled last year after the world learned that Shannon was dating a man who was convicted of molesting one of her daughters.

Yeah, TLC sure knows how to pick 'em.

Anyway, if you watch Marriage Boot Camp online, you know that Mama June and Sugar Bear are temporarily back in the spotlight, and they're just as trashily dysfunctional as ever.

In the clip below we see June and SB participating in one of those dumb couples counseling reality show experiments in which they live in a house decorated with quotes of random crap that they've said to one another in the past.

One of those quotes is "We never have sex anymore," and as proof that there's still good in the world, June confirms that that's absolutely true.

It's fantastic news, as it means that June won't be bringing more children into the world just to horribly mistreat them.

Watch the clip below for confirmation of this mini-miracle.

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June Shannon is the mother of six-year old Alana Thompson. She is the matriarch of the family at the center of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. More »
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