Donald Trump's bafflingly successful presidential campaign was centered around convincing Americans that despite his doughiness, advanced age, sickly complexion, and inability to take a joke at his own expense, the Donald is a high-testosterone, giant-handed alpha sex machine.
Of course, if you tell a lie long enough, you begin to believe it yourself, and it seems that's what's happened with Trump, who will probably begin posting Putin-esque shirtless cowboy selfies any day now.
Laboring under the mistaken belief that his lifetime of cushy, sedentary jobs and constant fast food consumption has sculpted him into the perfect specimen of masculinity, Trump has decided to take on a man who's the literal living embodiment of the word "badass."
We're talking, of course, about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
As you've probably heard by now, Schwarzenegger replaced Trump as host of the Celebrity Apprentice after Trump was promoted to what he clearly sees as an only slightly more important gig.
Because Trump is what happens when you coat the human ego in Cheeto powder and bring it to life Frankenstein-style, he's been taking shots at Schwarzenegger on Twitter, suggesting that the former California governor and freakin' Terminator is less popular than the most hated president in US history.
Today, Trump appeared at the National Prayer Breakfast, usually a solemn, respectful occasion, as its name would suggest.
But this Donald Trump is Donald f--king Trump, he took advantage of the opportunity to fire more shots at his reality TV rival.
Fortunately, Arnie fired back in epic fashion.
Check out both men's comments in the video below: