Ruben Gallego Rips Into Ted Cruz in Wake of Texas School Shooting: “You’re a …
Reading Time: 3 minutesAs you no doubt have read by now, a gunman opened fire on Tuesday afternoon at Robb Elementary School in …
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Credit: Getty Location: Washington, DC Star: Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz to Big Bird: You Suck! You Yellow-Feathered Commie!
Reading Time: 3 minutesSenator Ted Cruz of Texas has started a feud with Big Bird of Sesame Street over the latter’s announcement on …
Ted Cruz Flees Texas Amid Deadly Storms, Blames Daughters for Trip to Cancun
Reading Time: 4 minutesTed Cruz really doesn’t understand what all the fuss is about. Is he one of only two Senators from Texas? …
Ted Cruz in a Mask
Credit: Getty Location: Washington, DC Caption: We’re shocked by this photo. We cannot believe is Ted Cruz wearing a mask. …
Ted Cruz Defends Gina Carano, Gets Everything Wrong About Star Wars
Reading Time: 5 minutesThere are a lot of things that Ted Cruz doesn’t understand: right and wrong, the Constitution, how much soup a …
Ted Cruz Attempts to Appear Human With Simpsons Joke, Fails
Reading Time: 3 minutesRalph Wiggum. The monorail episode. Steamed Hams. The Simpsons has given us so much over the course of its multi-decade …
Ted Cruz “Likes” Incest Porn on Twitter; Internet Has a Field Day
Reading Time: 3 minutesIf you’ve followed the career of Ted Cruz, you know that the Texas senator is a hard-line conservative who might …
Ted Cruz on Colin Kaepernick
Ted Cruz recently expressed his views on the Colin Kaepernick controversy and President Obama’s response. Not surprisingly, the outspoken senator …
Ted Cruz: Booed Off Stage at Republican National Convention
Reading Time: 3 minutesJust when you thought the Republican National Convention could not get any stranger… Just when you thought Scott Baio opening …