Suri Cruise

Forget America's Next Top Model.

How about America's Cutest Baby Model!

Some contests are no-brainers.

We don't suspect our ongoing Lauren Conrad-Heidi Montag debate to be a close race when it comes to fan sentiment. Of course, personality often plays a role in that face-off as well.

I'm free!!!! I'm free!!!! Bound by the shackles of Scientology for over a year, little Suri Cruise attempts to flee as her robotic mother looks on…

From one celebrity news and gossip source to another, The Hollywood Gossip is never one to shy away from dishing out props when they are due.

In choosing the adorable Suri Cruise for its newest cover, Us Weekly has taken the unusual and commendable step of not beating to death one of the stories we are already sick of.

Call Tom Cruise a couch-jumping loon all you like. We sure will!

Or joke that Suri Cruise looks Asian, and may not be Tom's kid. We'll do that too.

It was quite the trip to France for TomKat and its TomKitten.

Decked out in matching, signature off-white outfits, huge shades and bowl-cuts (aww), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they were ready to attend a prom in Cannes.

Momentarily free of her $35M mansion and her Scientology shackles, the lovely Katie Holmes enjoyed a light moment with daughter Suri Cruise on the set of "Mad Money" yesterday.

Suri Cruise is just so darn cute. We can't wait for the day until the day she files for legal separation and writes a tell-all book. The little Asian baby, who just celebrated her first birthday, is going to have some great stories about Tom Cruise.

Katie Holmes has hardly left Tom Cruise's side since they began dating in April 2005.

However, that support has caused her much grief.

You can see the expression of excitement on her cute, possibly Asian face. The adorable little Suri Cruise is amped up for the birthday part of her friend Grier (who's one)... and she's already got a present picked out.Check it out!

Suri's dad, Tom Cruise, also looks to be in a pleasant mood - surprising, perhaps, since Grier is the daughter of his one-time arch-nemesis, Brooke Shields. They've since buried the post-partum depression hatchet, though, so all is well.

Yes, the youngest-ever Vanity Fair cover star celebrates the big "1″ today.

Crazy to think that it's been a full year since she was birthed by crazy Katie Holmes. It brings a tear to The Hollywood Gossip's eye.

Who's got more St. Patrick's Day spirit? Is it our favorite cute little Asian baby, or the hunky British actor who steals every scene of Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean? 

Are Tom Cruise and his brainwashed, submissive, mute, formerly hot wife expecting yet another visit from the stork in the near future?

According to TMZ, a TomKat confidante went to trendy West Hollywood baby boutique Petit Tresor last week, looking for four "scenarios" for a boy's nursery.