Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson and John McCain!
Reading Time: < 1 minuteApparently presidential hopeful John McCain shares a birthday with Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson! What does THAT say about his ability …
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Coming Soon: A Michael Jackson Clothing Line
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhile we typically aim for a funny introduction to news items, this story makes fun of itself: Michael Jackson is …
Mortgage, Housing Market Woes Hamper Michael Jackson
Reading Time: < 1 minuteThe nation’s housing market and mortgage woes continue to swell. These disturbing trends have left everyone – CEOs, the Federal …
Report: Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch in Foreclosure
Reading Time: < 1 minuteRumors have been surfacing months that Michael Jackson’s Neverland is in foreclosure or on the brink, but TMZ has just …
Report: Michael Jackson in Poor Health
Reading Time: 2 minutesAnd believe it or not, we’re not talking about insanity or the side-effects of dozens of plastic surgery procedures this …
Breaking News: Michael Jackson Not a Terrible Parent
Reading Time: 2 minutesWhat’s next, Britney Spears being a decent mother? Or sane? Who knows anymore. But apparently, Michael Jackson is a good …
Michael Jackson, Kids Return to the U.S.A.
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWhat’s freakier than a Janice Dickinson crotch shot? How about Michael Jackson doing just about anything! With armed security and …
Breaking News: Michael Jackson is Fine, Thank You
Reading Time: 2 minutesStop the presses. And lock your doors. Michael Jackson is back in the United States of America, and no one …
Michael Jackson Ranch Catches Fire
Reading Time: < 1 minuteStrangely enough, it’s not the sort of fire that accompanies accusations of touching little boys. Instead, Neverland Ranch – the …
Parents of Michael Jackson Almost Kicked to the Curb
Reading Time: < 1 minuteBeing the mother or father of Michael Jackson would be difficult under any circumstances. Throw possible foreclosure into the picture, …