Keanu Reeves

They say age is a number.

To the following set of celebrities, though, age is more like something that simply doesn't exist. Because none of them seem to do it!

When it comes to that miscreant Justin Bieber, neither Canada nor the United States seems to want the kid, if Olympic hockey billboards are to be believed.

He's Canadian, just for the record. Sorry, you're not perfect after all, Canada.

We talk frequently about celebrity look-alikes who we swear have to be distantly related, but this set of mind blowing photos has us questioning everything.

Somewhere in a bygone era, was there a historical figure who looked JUST like us? Are we all reincarnates of others who walked the Earth ages ago?

Keanu Reeves may be one of the worst actors ever to achieve A-list status, but the man is true gentleman. This iPhone video of him on the subway shows why!

Giving up his seat to a female passenger - unprompted, and unaware he was being filmed secretly by some sketchball across the aisle - Reeves showed he's a class act.

Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron had dinner out last night ... dinner followed by a looooong hug (and kiss!) goodbye outside Bouchon in Beverly Hills.

They weren't shy about their PDA while waiting for the valet after sharing a romantic dinner, although the rumored couple did drive home separately.

Keanu Reeves is an A-list star (albeit the least talented one in history, with the sole possible exception of Brendan Fraser). He's also reportedly dating a 22-year-old Mexican actress named Martha Higareda - who's certainly a cutie.

Bbut that hasn't motivated Reeves, who recently made headlines for ramming a photographer, to stop looking like a hobo off the street. Yes, he cut off his beard... or 85 percent of it. He may even be wearing clean clothes. But apparently being paid $20 million for The Matrix didn't equate to owning a razor or comb.

Only, so we took some creative liberties there.

A Porsche driven by Keanu Reeves merely "grazed" a photographer, who was still taken by ambulance to the hospital, authorities said Tuesday.

Perhaps the recent declaration that he wanted to get married and have kids was more than just a distant dream for Keanu Reeves.