Kacey Jordan

I was just high.

That's basically the explanation Kacey Jordan has given for last week's alleged suicide attempt, during which one of Charlie Sheen's former goddesses texted a number of disturbing messages and was found by police on a hotel bed, surrounded by pill bottles.

The saga of Kacey Jordan took a tragic turn last night.

According to police reports, the porn star - who partied with Charlie Sheen in January and claims she may have aborted the actor's baby - attempted to kill herself last night.

Charlie Sheen is rather casual about his life of cocaine, porn stars and partying. In fact, it's difficult not to find such a cavalier attitude humorous.

But the relaxed view on unprotected sex and abortion taken by Kacey Jordan - the adult film actress who texted Sheen a couple weeks ago, claiming to be pregnant - is less of a laughing matter.

Charlie Sheen just got the dreaded text message from Kacey Jordan.

One of his most notorious playthings says she is pregnant - hey, he always wanted a "porn family" - but luckily for Charlie, she does NOT think it's his.

Forget being a Two and a Half Men man. Kacey Jordan now makes it clear: Charlie Sheen is a two and a half minute man!

For the second time in a few days, the busty porn star has opened up about her night of drugs and sex with the supposedly rehabbing sitcom star.

Charlie Sheen has officially checked into a rehab facility, despite claiming he's fine and referring to all of us as a "bunch of turds."

But information about the actor's 36-hour rager is still leaking out, as porn star K-Fed's former babysitter sat down with E! News over the weekend and went into detail about the evening she spent with the troubled moron.

Britney Spears is going to love this.

Not only did Kacey Jordan, Charlie Sheen's latest porn star plaything, abort K-Fed's child a few years back, she used to babysit the loser's kids with Britney.

Kacey Jordan has standards.

The 22-year old might be one of several hundred porn stars that have partied with Charlie Sheen, but she draws the line at having a baby with Britney Spears' trashy sex.