Justin Jedlica

Lacey Wildd, a woman known as the Extreme Human Barbie, was spotted in Florida getting coffee with Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll!

Yes, these are actual living, breathing people!

Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll, says he never set out to look like a doll by undergoing countless plastic surgeries and becoming an Internet ... something.

So he says in an interview for Oprah Winfrey's Where Are They Now?

Justin Jedlica, having proudly completed 132 plastic surgeries, believes he's now as knowledgeable (if not more so) than plastic surgeons themselves.

The Human Ken Doll dropped some knowledge as such on celebrity surgeons Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nassif on the series premiere of Botched.

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is being taken to task again by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who likens her to a lifeless mannequin with zero personality.

Jedlica, who earned his Ken comparisons due to the extensive plastic surgeries he has undergone to become the perfect specimen, is no fan of his counterpart.

Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica wants to clear the air about one thing.

While he is 95 percent plastic, he does not have the non-crotch region as seen on an actual Ken Doll. There are actual genitals under that thong, people.

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is being taken to task by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who just doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

One would be forgiven for thinking that the plastic surgery-addicted Human Ken and Human Barbie might make the perfect couple, but one would be wrong.

Justin Jedlica and his unyielding quest to become a real-life Ken doll got us thinking ... this dude really, really needs to get together with Human Barbie.

Some see these two plastic surgery disasters. We see them as soul mates.