Toyota Owner Posts Funniest Used Car Ad EVER on Craigslist

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Let's face it:

Used car salesmen are typically known for being a shady lot.

They generally used underhanded and slimy tactics in order to shill for years-old vehicles because, quite simply, who would buy one of these vehicles if the salesman was honest about it?

Well, we're about to find out.

This is because a man in Houston has posted a lengthy ad on Craigslist for his 1999 Toyota Carolla... and it pulls nary a punch.

The brutally honest posting has gone viral because it's downright hilarious and, to other owners of other Toyota Carollas, downright relatable.

Scroll down to see what we mean:

1. This is the Car

This is the Car
It actually looks to be in pretty good shape for a nearly 20-year old car, doesn't it? What can the owner tell us about it?

2. These are 23 Photos of the Car

These are 23 Photos of the Car
Or at least a picture OF those 23 pictures that the man included in his ad.

3. A Corolla Gets the Job Done

A Corolla Gets the Job Done
If that job is literally getting you front point A to point B in relative safety, that is.

4. What Features Does It Have?

What Features Does It Have?
Features?!? Features?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It has four wheels and an engine. Be grateful.

5. Wanna Hear a Story?

Wanna Hear a Story?
This is it. It has a happy ending, doesn't it? Thank you, Toyota Carolla.

6. Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.

Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.
I dare you. I double dare you. Just give it a shot.

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