Let's face it:
Used car salesmen are typically known for being a shady lot.
They generally used underhanded and slimy tactics in order to shill for years-old vehicles because, quite simply, who would buy one of these vehicles if the salesman was honest about it?
Well, we're about to find out.
This is because a man in Houston has posted a lengthy ad on Craigslist for his 1999 Toyota Carolla... and it pulls nary a punch.
The brutally honest posting has gone viral because it's downright hilarious and, to other owners of other Toyota Carollas, downright relatable.
Scroll down to see what we mean:
This is the Car
It actually looks to be in pretty good shape for a nearly 20-year old car, doesn't it? What can the owner tell us about it?
These are 23 Photos of the Car
Or at least a picture OF those 23 pictures that the man included in his ad.
A Corolla Gets the Job Done
If that job is literally getting you front point A to point B in relative safety, that is.
What Features Does It Have?
Features?!? Features?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It has four wheels and an engine. Be grateful.
Wanna Hear a Story?
This is it. It has a happy ending, doesn't it? Thank you, Toyota Carolla.
Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.
I dare you. I double dare you. Just give it a shot.