It’s nearly impossible to maintain a clean dorm room or apartment in college.
You don’t have maid service. You’re too busy studying or partying to wash every dish. You eat many things that involve melted cheese that drips off your plate and on to the floor.
If you’re a student, you probably live in some kind of squalor.
But it’s time to meet Brittani Cooper, a 19-year old from Great Britain who lives in total and complete squalor.
Earlier this year, Cooper’s dad entered her into the country’s Dirtiest College Apartment contest … and she won!
How did Brittanti capture the $640 top prize? By never even attempting to put away a single pot, pan or article of clothing.
See what we mean in the nauseating photos below…
This is Brittani
She doesn’t look like someone whose home is an embarrassing mess, does she?
But Looks Can Be Deceiving
This is her kitchen counter, for example.
So…Much…Pizza
So few places to dispose of the empty bozes, apparently.
The Living Room
Good luck finding the remote in here. Or anything, really.
Nice Table
Maybe try putting the chairs around it in the future?
She Wins!
“He sent me the link to the article as a joke because he knew that my housemates and I didn’t exactly keep our flat the tidiest during the past year,” Brittani says of her father and the contest. “I decided it was worth entering with some images of our very messy kitchen, and now I’m so happy I did.”
Vodka Bottles… and a Didgeridoo!
Looks like it was a fun night.
We’ll Clean It in the Morning… Or Not
“My dad is now saying he wants to share the money 50/50 with me, but that won’t be happening,” Cooper told The Sun. “I’m going to use it towards decorating my new student house for my second year. I’m aiming to keep my new home a lot cleaner.â€Â
Granted, Six People Share One Bathroom
But that just means they can take turns cleaning it if they want. Each person would only need to do it like once a week!
What’s Cooking?
Kirsty O’Sullivan, spokesperson for web-blinds.com, which sponsored the contest said: “It was no easy task to pick just one winner from the students’ submissions to our dirtiest digs competition. In fact, it was tough even looking at some of the pictures.” We agree!
An Unclean Collage
Yes, that is mold in the sink.
We Think We’re Gonna Be Sick
Seriously, we’ll foot the cleaning bill at this point. Just make the grime go away!
Another Look at Brittani
SHE certainly cleans up well. But no one can say the same about her apartment.